General Chat

a friend sent me these this morning- me thinks someone forgot to send her a valentine card ! lol. 1/ do not imagine you can change a man, unless he is in nappies. 2/ what do you do if your man walks out ? shut the door. 3/ if they can put a man on the moon, they could put them all up there. 4/ never let your man's mind wander, its too small to be out alone. 5/ always go for the younger man, you might as well, they never mature anyway ! 6/ men are all the same , they just have different faces , so we can tell them apart. 7/ definition of a batchelor, someone who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8/ women do not make fools of men- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9/ the best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10/ love is blind- but marriage is a real eye opener. 11/ if you want a commited man- try a mental hospital. 12/ the children of israel wandered the desert for 40 years- even back then men would not ask for directions. 13/ if he asks what sort of books you are interested in- tell him cheque books. 14/ remember a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes, it meanns you laugh at his. 15/ sadly- all men are created equal. sue. :)

Very good, I am sure we could all add to this list....

lol- that sounds a good idea ! will alter the heading ! sue :)

16/ LOOK AT THE FATHER , BEFORE YOU MARRY THE SON ! LOL, SUE.

17/ How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Depends how thinly you slice them!

NEVER ask a man to do something when he is doing something else, he just can't cope with more than one job at once!