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Member Since: November 2004 Posts: 420 Send Message	Left	Report	11 Feb 2005 11:46
	Naughty....but funny:)))))
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 0 Send Message	Rupert	Report	11 Feb 2005 11:42
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 0 Send Message	Lin I liked that one very much so. Bet B&Q could have done with the plug. Rupert Bear.
Member Since: January 0001 Posts: 0 Send Message	Unknown	Report	11 Feb 2005 11:26
Member Since: January 0001 Posts: 0 Send Message	A young couple moved to a new town and decided to join the local church. One evening they had a meeting with the vicar who said that he welcomed them, but that to qualify to attend the meetings and events they would have to restrain themselves from having sexual intimacy for at least a month and to come back and see him. After a month they went back to see the vicar and confessed that they could not help themselves. 'What made you break your promise?' asked the vicar. 'Well' the husband said 'I was ok until my wife dropped a can of paint and bent down to pick it up, I could not contain myself and had my way'. The vicar replied that the church would not allow them in because of this and the husband replied 'Nor will Homebase'.