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Some-one after my heart, You have just described my Dalmation and Retriever, but i would be without them for the world Jan

Heres another A master who is good and kind and understands a doggy mind A walk a pat and a meal a day are all i ask when i pray

poem for dog lovers: The one who listens when I talk, The one who cheers a lonely walk The one who nuzzles when I sigh The one who comforts when I cry Who else could match my ever mood? Who else would feast on scraps of food? Who else could prompt this monologue? Who else but you- MY LOVING DOG

Not quite me, I would have watered the statue! Beckham

And is this me too Wallace the dog

I'll tell that to Tessa, my parents' dog. She'll probably bite my bum in retaliation though, lol. But I'd have to leave out the 'lazy' bit - she's got more energy than I have, any day! (She's a black labrador/collie, and bootiful). Glenys x

Hey, someone is talking about me! Wags and woofs Bobbin x Who is'nt afraid of statues- No Just bicycles and pushchairs..... and postmen Jess's dog

This was sent to me by Pedigree chum dog food You are a hairy fleebag, you never do a stitch of work , you lick the faces of complete strangers with the sole intention of underlining my own social inhibitions. Sometime you smell like old red wine a bouquet of damp fur. Not only are you colour blind you cannot tell the difference between a carpet and a couch. You find that you find the word 'no ' incomprehensible , you intend on sharing your unmelodious bark with the entire neighbourhood. For some reason you are afraid of statues, statues just freak you out. You are utterly shamless, you are the laziest, dirtest, most stubborn and presumptuos thing i have ever known in my entire life, and i think you are perfect