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PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 10 Feb 2005 09:27

:O)

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 10 Feb 2005 09:27

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered , 'I'M LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY.' The old lady figured--WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else. She bought the frog and put him in the car. Driving down the road the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY.' So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince. THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO? COME ON GUESS? OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOTEL SHE COULD FIND. She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!

TonyOz

TonyOz Report 10 Feb 2005 09:29

LOL.Nice one Diana. Tony Oz

Researching:
Hull,Williamson,Hales,Sadd,Langton,Bateman -"Essex"...Copley,"Sussex" - "Yorkshire" Richardson -"Yorkshire"...Barnes - "Wiltshire" ...Coglan - "Lancashire"... McCarthy & Walsh ( Ireland )"Limerick & Kilkenny"

Harry

Harry Report 10 Feb 2005 10:45

Thought you were going to say 'the old lady turned into a witness for the defence. The prosecution will state their case in the morning' good one, nonetheless. Keep smiling

Rupert

Rupert Report 10 Feb 2005 10:47

Its the way you tell em Rupert.