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Viagra joke

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Andy

Andy Report 7 Feb 2005 14:44

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Andy

Andy Report 7 Feb 2005 14:44

In the pharmaceutical industry, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra and has announced that is has settled on mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course, ibepokin.

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 7 Feb 2005 14:49

LMAO! love it! x

Speedy

Speedy Report 7 Feb 2005 14:49

:)))) Bev

Anne

Anne Report 7 Feb 2005 14:51

Nice one Andy. They are doing viagra eye drops now so that you can look hard lol Anne

Jan From Bristol

Jan From Bristol Report 7 Feb 2005 14:52

ANDY!! tut tut Jan xx :-)))))))))

Andy

Andy Report 7 Feb 2005 14:54

Anne, oh dear ;-)))

Anne

Anne Report 7 Feb 2005 14:57

lol Grampa ;o))

Poolmaster

Poolmaster Report 7 Feb 2005 15:18

i tried gargling viagra. didnt do anything for me. all i got was a stiff neck!!

Bec

Bec Report 7 Feb 2005 15:19

PMSL!!!!

BrianW

BrianW Report 7 Feb 2005 15:27

A van-load of viagra was stolen last night. The police announced that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

~~Ali~~

~~Ali~~ Report 7 Feb 2005 15:55

sorry andy, my mum works for the company that makes this viagra so heard them all befor! and no sorry no free samples!

Andy

Andy Report 7 Feb 2005 16:12

has she asked for a rise yet, Alison? You've probably heard that one too. :-))

Harry

Harry Report 7 Feb 2005 19:12

I,ve got a stiff neck - can,t swallow the blasted things. Happy days (or nights) as the case may be. Oops, someone else got in first.still, I like to see my name in print.

McB

McB Report 7 Feb 2005 19:31

There's an antidote pill you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp Brian

Luciacw

Luciacw Report 7 Feb 2005 20:55

very funny :-) lol

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 7 Feb 2005 21:01

very funny, i work in a pharmacy, as the boxes are simular i recently picked up a box of lustral (anti ds) instead of viagra, when i realised i couldnt stop laughing, i got the uppers bit right at least, patient wouldnt have had any pleasure but would have been happy about it

Unknown

Unknown Report 7 Feb 2005 21:02

Andy, I should sue you for telling such a bad joke But it'll never stand up in court!! boom boom

susie manterfield(high wycombe)

susie manterfield(high wycombe) Report 7 Feb 2005 21:06

oh my word andy!!! pmsl susie

Limara

Limara Report 7 Feb 2005 21:34

omg these r gr8 my partner is sat here wettin himself lol limmy xxx