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What's been the most embarrissing thing you've done in public? :-)

I pinched a mans bum in Asda,s he was bending over in the freezer and it looked like my husbands LOL mind you I did get a nice smile out of him but I was beet root red I can tell you LOL. Debs.

lol. Well what happens to me is that I'm not very tactful...I usually end up saying something which offends someone but not meaning to. Lucia

Spending a week end in London many years ago with my husband, crossed a busy street and on the other side realised I had an elderly gentleman by the hand - I began to apologise and he smiled and said 'I guess you left the children at home today'! That is what happened as we began to cross I automatically put my hand down and had grabbed his hand. Everytime we crossed a road after that my husband reminded me we were on our own! Ann

Lost me Mum in M & S and found her with large knickers in her basket.......what you want those nappies for? I asked ( and not quietly ) trying to muffle my laughter..........It weren't me Mum was it .........OPPS

So far today, it's been tripping over LOL Walking to work this morning, I had to cross a minor road (in the rush hour), went behind the large lorry, in front of an extremely posh car - and fell over - loudly. Quickly stood up and patted the car - rushed to work in a horrendous (embarrassed) sweat. LOL I'm not 50 yet!!! My 75 year old mother has never done this. I was soooo glad no-one saw me and came to my aid LOL My knee's sore now (sob|) maggie

Only last year not my fault really but----my son is abig lad andmy pet name for him is lard ass,which i use often not thinking of the grandkids,[well you should hear what he calls me anyway] ,in the middle of a shop a huuuuge fella is leaning over a freezer ,and the four year old shouts ,hello lard ass,my face was redder than the tomato 's in my basket.to give the fella his due he smiled at the bairn ,but the look i got was'nt too friendly.the moral of this story is ,watch how you speak arond kids.Fred.ptfg&a&g&s.

Pulling the kids home from school on a sledge - it hit the kerb (unseen in the snow) and I sprawled in the road - much to the amusement of passing cars! Ruffling the hair of someone I thought I recognised from behind - and I didn't know him from Adam. 'Ello darlin' fancy a good time?' to someone I THOUGHT was my husband. Thinking I could embarrass my boss when he was making such a meal of distributing the office Christmas presents by kissing him soundly - and having him reciprocate?? - don't know who was more embarrassed! - especially when I got a round of applause. Having 'hold up' stockings roll down below my knee in a neat little tyre when walking through a factory full of blokes. Oh ....and on a car 'Hill Climb' event - where the passenger has to bounce up and down trying to get a grip to get further up the hill - and my 'Living Bra' lived it UP. Need I go on? My whole LIFE is one long embarrassment! Magsxx

Fred that is sooooooooooooooooo funny LOL. Debs.

these stories are really funny and deserve a nudge Fred what are ya like, you really made me laugh Anne x

I was walking through a shopping centre and said to my hubby hey short ar*s over here, when a little man turned round and looked at me, so I said not you the other one pointing to my hubby, hows that for suffering foot and mouth, open mouth and in goes foot. :))) Bev