General Chat

*** waves frantically at Sandra *** :-))))) Maz. XX

when my 27 year old was about six they where picking kids to take part in the school nativity play. My son sat there looking very bored so his teacher asked him what was wrong 'Not Mary and Joseph again' he said 'we did that last year' sue c x

When my daughter was born, my mother-in-law was telling my sister-in-law about the baby and said she weighed 6lbs 1oz, hearing this my nephew, then ages 7 remarked that he didn't know you had to pay for babies! When my daughter started nursery she came across identical twins, and referred to them as 'two girls with the same face'

Suzanne, don't wish for teenagers believe me you'll regret it, my three boys enjoyed it so much they stuck with it ! they are now 28, 25 & 21!! 1 marriage & divorce (but a wonderful 8yr old grandaughter) tears and tantrums (that was the girlfriends!) and I've just been told I'm going to be a grandmother again at the end of oct. And surprise, surprise I can't wait!! As for unforgettable moments, the one I remember came from son no. 2 (father to be). On seeing a patch of oil in a puddle and the colours it produces. He stopped, looked, turned to me and said "Look mummy a dead rainbow" aahh. Lynn

terri that reminds me when i was about 7 and went to see a new cousin, my mum said he's coloured it was the late 60's, i looked in the crib and said he's not coloured like a rainbow hes black, i still get ribbed even now sandra

theyr'e great another one david was 13 and i paid for him to go to spain for 3weeks with his sister 17 and family friends, i checked his suitcase and found loads of condoms, i asked him what they were for and he said you have to be careful mum if the others meet someone i don't want them to catch anything. and another one he was 14 and asked when he could have a girlfriend stay the night i said not until youv'e been dating for at least 6 months as i don't want a string of 1 nite stands in my home, his sister / brother were 17/18 he said great can she stay this weekend, i've been with her 7 hence no they do try to catch you out. at least now they all left home blissful silence no i miss all 5 of them it goes to quick sandra

my daughter wen young asked how babies were made and i gave her a very simple talk and she asked if she could watch....lol

my son wen younger called our bald headed doctor He Man and then daddy....lol

With 4 children under the age of ten who just love getting up at 6 o'clock in the morning (particularly at week-ends), I can't wait 'til they are teenagers and I can't get them out of bed.LOL

At the tender age of five my son was a diagnosed Hyperactive...............One day when he had been particularly 'lively' he asked "Mum am I being hide in the attic?"........Oh how many a time had I wished I could!!!!! P.S. He is now 18 and I cant get him out of bed!!!!!!!

thats funny !!!! and with a typical bank holiday of rain i need to laugh sandra

Sandra Not offensive at all - very funny LOL. My son is 15 and when he was about 6/7 was downstairs watching a video whilst hubby and I were getting ready for work. Son called up to me 'Mum, what's a dickhead?' Horrified mum went down and asked what video he was watching for goodness' sake! 'My whale video' was his reply, as he's always been interested in nature, etc. Still couldn't understand it, so played the relevant part to discover an Australian lady talking about ' ... how many whales got slaughtered in a DECADE'. Try saying it in an Australian accent :))))))))))))

talking to a friend this morning, about my new grandaughter,and we got onto the subject of our own kids pasts as you do, my youngest stephanie is 16 this week and i can remember in maidstone town centre, very busy summer holiday when she was 11, she had a sneezing fit and couldn't stop, and she said her teacher told her it was orgasms!! i said i don't think so honey 10 mins later when she stopped she shouted out it's alright mum, i remember its spasms not orgasms don't you just love being embarrased!!!!!!! by them hope this isn't to rude, if it offends i'll remove it sandra