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These made me giggle

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MrDaff

MrDaff Report 10 Sep 2007 21:22

a lot!!

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 10 Sep 2007 21:23

These are all actual answers given by hopeless contestants on Family
Fortunes
Name something a blind person might use - A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie &Clyde
Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath -Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
Namesomething Red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal – Mail
A number you have to memorize – 7
Something you do before going to bed – Sleep
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something in the garden that's green - Shed
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

Something you might be allergic to – Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Something associated with the police – Pigs
A sign of the zodiac -April
Something slippery - A conman
A kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
A food that can be brown or white – Potato
A jacket potato topping -Jam
A famous Scotsman – Jock
Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
Something with a hole in it – Window
A non living object with legs -Plant
A domestic animal - Leopard
A part of the body beginning with 'N' – Knee
A way of cooking fish - Cod
Something you open other than a door - Your Bowels

Sue

Sue Report 10 Sep 2007 21:26

And they say education in the UK has improved!

LOL


Sue

Kay B

Kay B Report 10 Sep 2007 21:26

I've just read these out to my hubby and we laughed out loud. These are fab and i will pass them on to all i know.

Thanks for making us laugh

K xx

Unknown

Unknown Report 10 Sep 2007 21:27

hi Ann

pmsl

thank's for sharing that

hope you are well

(((hugs)))

lynn x

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 10 Sep 2007 21:31

Sue and Kay, My hubby just e-mailed them to me... he is only in the next room, lol!! He was laughing too much to read them to me, lol

Hi Lynn, I'm great, thanks, hope you are well, too?

Love

Daff xxx

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 10 Sep 2007 21:34

Snap Kay,

OH and I in fits of laughter, I had trouble reading them to him, maybe I should have done the same as Daffs OH lol

Ann xxx

RStar

RStar Report 10 Sep 2007 21:40

Lol Daff, you have same sense of humour as me %3A-%29)

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 10 Sep 2007 21:43

Lol Ann!!!


Caz xxx

Kay B

Kay B Report 10 Sep 2007 21:45

I've copied them and emailed them to all my friends.
It's lovely to spread alittle happiness.

K xx

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 11 Sep 2007 09:24

Nudged cos I still find them funny! lol

Love

Daff xxx

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Report 11 Sep 2007 10:03

brilliant Daff,thanks for sharing those lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 11 Sep 2007 10:21

pmslmao
xx