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Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 1 605 Send Message	**Linda	Report	1 Oct 2007 08:07
	HAVING A BAD DAY A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. ' ' This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. I can't do anything right.' I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, And then you show up and drink the damn poison.' Linda
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6 912 Send Message	Sue	Report	1 Oct 2007 14:29
	Just spotted this....pmsl Sue xx
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12 949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	1 Oct 2007 14:31
	lol
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13 636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	1 Oct 2007 14:40
	lol Linda xx
Member Since: January 0001 Posts: 0 Send Message	Unknown	Report	1 Oct 2007 15:26
Member Since: January 0001 Posts: 0 Send Message	lol
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 9 548 Send Message	(¯`•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`•.¸	Report	1 Oct 2007 15:35
	lmaoxx
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3 695 Send Message	LittleWhiteDove2022351	Report	1 Oct 2007 15:44
	Ah Linda thats so funny maybe I'm not having such a bad day after all not as bad as that biker pmsl Tricia
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 11 773 Send Message	MrDaff	Report	1 Oct 2007 21:48
	pmsl!!! Love Daff xxx
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 692 Send Message	poison acorns	Report	1 Oct 2007 22:01
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 692 Send Message	pmsl great story xx
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 3 161 Send Message	Lisa M	Report	1 Oct 2007 22:12
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 3 161 Send Message	pmsl love it Lisa xx
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 8 310 Send Message	X Lairy- Fairy	Report	1 Oct 2007 22:14
	lol lmao Rosex
	Researching: Giffen, Catlin , Stevens , Kingham, Williams , Brinkley , Walker .Odell. jones from deptford
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 7 021 Send Message	Gillian Jennifer	Report	1 Oct 2007 22:16
	Brill XX. sleep well XX.
Member Since: January 0001 Posts: 0 Send Message	Unknown	Report	1 Oct 2007 22:29
Member Since: January 0001 Posts: 0 Send Message	pmsl that cheered me up thank's ((((((((hugs)))))))))) lynn x

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