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Foggy

Foggy Report 1 Oct 2007 19:16

A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping naked on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks,
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look.? Whats the matter with you".

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and Say's,
"I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old".

The husband replies, " What did he say about your 42 year old a**e.?"
She replied.
"Your name never came up".

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 1 Oct 2007 19:18

lol

Foggy

Foggy Report 1 Oct 2007 19:19

getting better all the time, thanks Ellan.

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 1 Oct 2007 19:21

LOL Foggy..................good to hear from you again.......I missed you.

xx

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 1 Oct 2007 19:21

PMSL

Hello Foggy, good to see you, how are you?

Foggy

Foggy Report 1 Oct 2007 19:22

Hi Kitty and TW, ok thanks, getting better every day

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 1 Oct 2007 19:24

pmsl Foggy

good to see you posting again

Ann xxx

Foggy

Foggy Report 1 Oct 2007 19:25

thanks Littla Ann,

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 1 Oct 2007 19:30

Glad to hear it Foggy, we've missed you on here...

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 1 Oct 2007 19:33

pmsl brilliant...

Unknown

Unknown Report 1 Oct 2007 20:03

made me smile foggy .hopeyou are feeling ok .
dot

Unknown

Unknown Report 1 Oct 2007 22:37

just seen this

pmsl

lynn x

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Oct 2007 00:04

Hmmm! in her thirties? with a 42 year old ass?

sounds familiar.....

Bob


Mujibar was trying to get a job in England, having just arrived from Pakistan.
After looking at the options open to him, the job centre arranged an interview for him.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,except one. Unless you pass this you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes Green, Green, and I Pink him up, and say, " Yellow, this is Mujibar, how may I help you?."

Mujibar now works in an IT Support call centre. You,ve probably already spoken to him.....

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960