General Chat

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It has been leaked to the Gross Reporter that a major star of the forth-coming GR Panto will be appearing on National Television during the next month.

We have contacted Bodge the Builders agent who is, as yet, unable to comment (due to legal proceedings).

Our Source informs us that Bodge the Builder will have a major part to play in the well respected show
Builders from Hell.

Our office witch predicts that this programme will be shown on the 31st of October (we think she is guessing).

However, the question on everybodies lips is

'Will Bodge the Builder still be at liberty to appear in this years sell out Panto - Sleeping Beauty?'

The world will have to wait and see.

pmsl

lynn x

Lynn

it's not a laughing matter the whole future of this years Panto hangs in the balance

T.O.R. ;o))))))

TOR

iam so sorry

mmmmmmmmmmm...l.....o......l

sorry

lynn x

UPDATE.................. UPDATE

My editor has just received a telephone call from some has-been actress known as Guinevere.

Seemingly she is most upset by our recent report referring to Bodge the Builder as a star of the forth-coming panto.

During a fantastic hissy-fit she has informed us that there is ONLY one star of said Panto and that is herself in the role of 'The Wicked Witch of the East-end'

All we can say is that we have sent paramedics (trained in egotistical conditions) to the home of this ex-actress and hope she responds well to medication.

grrrrrrrrrr

the list gets longer




my
penuin friends

* goes and finds a darkened room*

*waves truncheon*
*runs from Penquins*

wmsl


i know TOR

sorry

lynn x

*nukes penguins*

There, that's better.

*desperately searches through Stage for alternate engagement*

*wonders if Cain is doing panto this year*

cant find cain..

but theres a J Prescot Esq doing the rounds :)

Her one true love,,,him !!

MOLE CALL FOR JASPER CARROT