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This made me titter (joke)

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Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 25 Nov 2007 00:14

well I don't normally post Jokes cos I am not very good at telling them but this made me really LOL


Two chickens standing by the side of the road

First chicken: I think I am going to cross this road

Second Chicken: oooh I wouldn't if I was you - we'll never hear the end of it!!
LOL

Kaz (my first GR Joke pmsl)

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 25 Nov 2007 00:21

:o)))

Conan

Conan Report 25 Nov 2007 00:29

I cannot help giggling ..................... not because I have heard it so many times before .................... but because the relevance imposes itself on this board day after day.

By the way .............. are those chickens sourced from the Norfolk/Suffolk border ? LOL

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 25 Nov 2007 00:33

oooh is it an old joke oh dear ! LOL

I should imagine they are sourced from there Robin cos they can talk lolol

Kaz :o)))

Borobabs

Borobabs Report 25 Nov 2007 00:36

Hangs head in shame at Kaz 's joke ;;;oh dear ;;;


Babs

Conan

Conan Report 25 Nov 2007 00:45

PMSL

Why is it that I love silly jokes at this time of day ?

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 25 Nov 2007 00:58

Shall I tell my Duck Joke then?? I did this one on msn once lol it went down so well I could feel the virtual hands around my throat lolol

Borobabs

Borobabs Report 25 Nov 2007 01:00

Go one then Kaz carnt be any worse than the 1st ;;;lol

Babs

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 25 Nov 2007 01:06

ok

this duck goes into a bar an he asks the barman
"have you got any bread" (think brummie accent here)
barman says "of course not we haven't got any bread

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 25 Nov 2007 01:11

Barman is busy serving but duck is still there an again asks
"have you got any bread?"

the barman is getting a bit irate now "no ffs I told ya we don't do bread now bog off"

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 25 Nov 2007 01:15

Barman serves a few more an sees the duck is still there so he goes over to duck

"have you got any bread?" asks the duck

Barman is very cross now (loud voice)
"no I have told you more than once AND if you ask me again about bread I will nail your beak to the bar!!!!"

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 25 Nov 2007 01:17

soooooo

Barman carries on serving in very busy pub - an sees the duck is still there so he wanders over an the duck says

"have you got any ... nails"

an the barman says offs noooo no nails not here! so the duck says.......

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 25 Nov 2007 01:18

"have you got any bread"

lololol

*gets coat*