General Chat

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"


MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look > in the
back of your panties. Mine say five to six."


BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a chewable
aspirin. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.
Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it
know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said,
"It makes my teeth cough."

D. I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were
hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes
off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her
mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he
replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get
married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and
flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned
to salt. Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the
flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy
looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.. This particular Sunday sermon. "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"



The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed!

Thought these might raise a smile, they just arrived from a pal in the States. The Tammy one is specially for Hayley lol she knows why lol

Lizx

Thanks liz

I agree we all need to smile

skwirrel

big smile here liz

Liz. Made me smile.

vods x

Innocent little jokes but if they raise a smile, they have done their job.
Lizx

n

it did make me laugh liz
thanks

n

u can almost hear the words commin out their mouths bless um.

good uns those Liz lol!
Davex

They have certainly raised a smile Liz, thank you LOL



When Hayley reads this it will raise another one pmsl.

TIna x

Thanks Liz, you have made me smile and OH :))

Have a lovely day :)

Marion xxx

nudging for Hayley. lol

Innocent little comments but enough to raise a smile and maybe remind us of things our own kids have said or done.
Lizx