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Fancy

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Sharron

Sharron Report 6 Sep 2016 20:46

Truly, there is no chance that I am pregnant but I don't half fancy a lettuce sandwich.

Shame I haven't got any lettuce.

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+++DetEcTive+++ Report 6 Sep 2016 22:16

Try dandelion leaves instead ;-)

Sharron

Sharron Report 6 Sep 2016 22:21

No, I WANT LETTUCE.

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+++DetEcTive+++ Report 6 Sep 2016 22:57

Tsk - there's no pleasing some people :-D

Allan

Allan Report 6 Sep 2016 23:03

A guy walks into a café that advertises "Any sandwich you can think of!"
so he asks for an elephant sandwich.

A short while later the café assistant says, "Sorry, sir, we can't do the elephant sandwich for you."

"Ha!" roars the customer, "I suppose that you'll tell me that you've run out of elephants"

"Not at all, sir," replied the waiter, "We've run out of bread"

Sharron

Sharron Report 6 Sep 2016 23:22

I'm having a tomato sandwich. It'll do but you can't beat the real thing.

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Sep 2016 01:31

Can't say I've ever had just a lettuce sandwich..

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 7 Sep 2016 04:46


My Dad liked lettuce sandwiches but had to have sugar on the lettuce!

Haven't you grown your own lettuce, Sharron?

Liz

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Sep 2016 16:44

Sugar on lettuce...yuck ! each to their own though

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 7 Sep 2016 17:14

Why is it, when you really fancy something you never have it in :-|

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 7 Sep 2016 17:22

You know why the French call dandelions 'Pissenlit' don't you?

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 7 Sep 2016 17:29

As a little one we called them wet the beds in London (polite version) :-D :-D.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 7 Sep 2016 23:39

The French also call Dandelions 'Dent de Lion', (lion's teeth)
It just sounds like a little tune when said fast :-D

We called them 'Piss-a-bed' when young. (literal translation of 'Pissenlit')

SylviaInCanada

SylviaInCanada Report 8 Sep 2016 03:43

I really fancied a "bacon buttie" for lunch on Monday


Lucky wasn't it?

We had bought some bacon at the butcher's on Saturday, and it was in the fridge waiting for me to package it for freezing, and OH had bought me one of those long French loaves in the grocery shopping that he did on Friday :-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Sep 2016 09:14

My missis fancied jellied eels



when I came back with them............the fancy had gone............

Allan

Allan Report 8 Sep 2016 10:49

I once fancied my OH, now...........

Sharron

Sharron Report 8 Sep 2016 11:14

I really don't want to know about bacon butties after all the aggro they have caused e lately!

Never did get my lettuce sandwich. Don't want one now anyway!

Allan

Allan Report 8 Sep 2016 11:28

How about lettuce and bacon butties, Sharron?

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+++DetEcTive+++ Report 8 Sep 2016 11:36

The only time I've had a lettuce sarnie was at a friends 7th birthday party. I loved 'em!

Having eaten all that were available, I asked if I could have some more.
(cross between Miss Piggy and Oliver Twist)

Her Dad kept saying "Let us what?"
(Did I forget to say 'Please'?)

Repeat the request with Please added at the beginning and end of the sentence. (A 7 year old can't have to many Pleases)
This goes on for some time until her mother intervenes.

Funny how some things stick in your mind ;-)