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JoyLouise

JoyLouise Report 8 Apr 2017 11:15

Another random thought ... Was there ever really a girl called Ophelia B*tt ?

My OH had our kids convinced that he'd gone to school with a girl named just that, norty dad that he is. :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 8 Apr 2017 11:06

Knew it...sharp things......

Allan

Allan Report 8 Apr 2017 11:05

Nope! :-(

Caroline

Caroline Report 8 Apr 2017 11:00

Your wife wouldn't let you would she Allan......... :-D

Allan

Allan Report 8 Apr 2017 10:58

Choices, choices, choices, I could have done it circular or even triangular, perhaps even star-shaped, but I wasn't feeling adventurous :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 8 Apr 2017 10:46

Because it can Allan because it can...Oh the joys of living in a free society to be able to cubed ones chicken....

Allan

Allan Report 8 Apr 2017 10:41

Not for me, I'm having leftovers from lunch...cubed chicken breast cooked in a tomato sauce.

Hardly random, more precisely organised. So I have no idea why it should appear on this Thread :-S

Caroline

Caroline Report 8 Apr 2017 10:22

Now what shall we have for dinner today........nope that's not really random is it.... :-S

Dermot

Dermot Report 8 Apr 2017 08:56

Some are kind to animals & cruel to humans.

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 23:50

Allan :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 7 Apr 2017 23:03

It could have been called a Scotch Kilt ;-)

OK a very old joke ;

Two girls at a party were talking to a Scotsman who happened to be wearing a kilt.

Knowing the rumours about Scotsmen and their kilts, one mischievously asked, "What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt"

The Scotsman blushed, spluttered a bit and eventually replied, "well, Lassie, I canna talk for others, but there's nothing worn under my kilt,. It's all in perfect working order!"

:-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 22:55

Allan....no man ever really hears his wife no matter how loud she shouts....as for the chilli...the scot bonnet it hotter I believe that's an even worse name

Allan

Allan Report 7 Apr 2017 22:12

Another random thought (prompted by a post on the Bland Thread

Why is something so hot called a chilli?

Allan

Allan Report 7 Apr 2017 22:09

If my wife tries yelling at me and I'm not there, does anyone hear her

Not too sure, but no one listens anyway :-S :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 22:04

Unless you're talking then you'd catch it without trying no doubt.... :-(

David

David Report 7 Apr 2017 21:07


If the fly is orbiting your head at 60 MPH

Even harder to catch

David

David Report 7 Apr 2017 21:04


I love to go a wandering

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 7 Apr 2017 19:53

Skoolz out
Wallz broken
Leechers hiding someplace

Dermot

Dermot Report 7 Apr 2017 19:42

Delightful Devon.

Denburybob

Denburybob Report 7 Apr 2017 19:24

If a fly splats on to your windscreen while you are driving, what is the last thing that goes through it's head.
Answer: it's a**e.
See, I'm just back from Devon and lowering the tone already.