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Pssssttttttt Allan!......

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JustJohn

JustJohn Report 8 Mar 2014 11:36

This is a serious thread about a drink problem in Australind, I believe

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Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

Allan

Allan Report 8 Mar 2014 09:03

The other Thread, John!

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 8 Mar 2014 08:51

There once was an artist named Saint

Who swallowed some samples of paint

All Shades of the spectrum

Flowed out of his rectum

With a colourful lack of restraint!


Who's still there and active :-S

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Allan

Allan Report 8 Mar 2014 08:47

Still there and active :-0

Allan

Allan Report 7 Mar 2014 23:19

Unfortunately, John, all my thoughts are pure smut!

Yes we got back from Esperance last Tuesday having done our deed of mercy in picking up three ladies from the choir whose car had broken down in a place called Jerramungup, about 500 kms from Bunbury.

I'll stick with Simmo's ice-cream from Busselton :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 7 Mar 2014 23:12

Like you, Allan, I keep myself pure from all smutty thoughts.

Are you back from steaming hot Esperance yet to steaming hot Australind. Feel so sorry for you and am sendfing you out a relief parcel of Mr Creamy's ice cream - a delight in South Wales and on a par with Parkgate ices on Wirral. :-D :-D

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Mar 2014 23:12

*Grabs specs*

Phew!.........I thought you said peeing Allan!!

:-D :-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Allan

Allan Report 7 Mar 2014 23:09

Have you been peeking at the other Thread, John? :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 7 Mar 2014 23:02

There was a young girl from Rabat
Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
as she found she had no tit for Tat.

What is this thread all about anyway?

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Mar 2014 23:01

I forgive you Allan..............you Guttersnipe!!!

:-D :-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Allan

Allan Report 7 Mar 2014 22:52

My mind is usually in the gutter!

When I posted that last one I must have been on a slightly higher level :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Mar 2014 22:50

Exactly!!

:-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Allan

Allan Report 7 Mar 2014 22:48

I know, and it was a perfectly clean one! :-D :-D

Not at all appropriate ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Mar 2014 22:44

You deleted that last one.

:-D ;-) :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Mar 2014 22:29

See how brave i am?

:-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Allan

Allan Report 7 Mar 2014 22:27

OH NO!!

Not the 'V' word :-| :-| :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Mar 2014 22:24

Right ang on Allan.......i am going to revert back to my school days.........

Here goes!

A dear old lady called Dottie
Had a hoomongus boil on her bottie
She didn't have cream, so she used Vaseline
And slid orf the end of her pottie!

I just made that up!!!

:-D :-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Allan

Allan Report 7 Mar 2014 22:15

I've not felt this excited since creeping round the dorm when I was at school.

Very excited, seeing as I never went to Boarding school :-D :-D

I'm glad that the Headmistress never found me ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 7 Mar 2014 22:10

Phew!

I am glad you already know what i already knew and wanted you to know.

But it seems you know already.

We got away with it!

:-D ;-) :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Allan

Allan Report 7 Mar 2014 22:02

I know PH, I know

I've seen it, not expecting to see it, as it were :-S

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