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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Mar 2014 22:58

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Mar 2014 22:19

What can you make from baked beans and onions?












Tear gas!

:-D

Sylvia

Sylvia Report 10 Mar 2014 22:10

:-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 10 Mar 2014 21:46

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Every one a winner.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 10 Mar 2014 21:42

:-D I must remember to tell that one to the bar staff at the golf club lolol

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Mar 2014 19:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 10 Mar 2014 18:44

:-D :-D :-D

By Gum that was funny ;-)

BrendafromWales

BrendafromWales Report 10 Mar 2014 18:40

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep..
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck.." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked..

"To get my teeth!"
:-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Mar 2014 18:06

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 10 Mar 2014 17:58

OMG :-D :-D :-D :-D

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 10 Mar 2014 16:50

Brilliant AnnC :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

GP

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 10 Mar 2014 16:47

Yea :-D :-D I got Prickles too ;-)

Wend

Wend Report 10 Mar 2014 16:23

Me too . . . and Prickles :-D :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 10 Mar 2014 15:13

I've turned colour of a tomato thinking about it.

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Now that really did make me laugh, AnnC.

K

K Report 10 Mar 2014 15:07

Just sown my toms today - Will have to instruct my OH !!

Luckily he can't be seen by the neighbours :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 10 Mar 2014 15:02

PricklyHolly :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Mar 2014 14:12

Two elderly ladies happen to meet at the market after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one of them asks how the other one's husband is doing.

"Oh, Ted died last week! He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh, dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend. "What did you do?"

"I opened a can of peas"!


:-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 10 Mar 2014 14:03

Pmsl... :-D :-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 10 Mar 2014 13:56

:-D :-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 10 Mar 2014 13:55

AnnCardiff - roflmao :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D shall we start the countdown now :-D