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Fly

Fly Report 10 Mar 2014 13:53

:-D :-D :-D

Maddie

Maddie Report 10 Mar 2014 13:49

nice one :-) :-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Mar 2014 13:44

growing tomatoes
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> A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
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> The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
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> The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
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> Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
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> One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
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> "No," she replied "but my cucumbers are enormous.