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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Jan 2007 00:35

translate this?

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Jan 2007 00:36

THE SURGERY by Bruther Will That catch yare eye as yew go in Large red letters 'No Smokin', Seems them fags got a lot o'tar in em. Clog yare lungs, make a lot o'flem. So oi sits down to wait me tarn, Several others are in there as well, You'ed think the way they look at yuh, I'd cum tew dew 'em some harm. They sits there wi' faces orl strait an glum, Daresay sum on'em are ill, else they woull'nt cum, Them ole gals in the corner, torkin in low tones About operations, an'harnias, an'broken bones. Ole Garg hobble in wi'his sticks Wi'owt him thuh sargery's incomplete Bin cummin'here now this larst twenty year 'Yuh see doctor, it's me poor ole feet'. How menny toimes hev he said it Thuh poor doctor must know it by heart But he'll greet im wi'a cheery word An'say 'Well Garg, yew haint fell apart'. Oi on'y cum for a prescription Thass reddy now, so Oi'll go Leavin sum on 'em torkin about their ills An'others clutchin' them littl' boxeso' pills.

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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 27 Jan 2007 00:37

Are you serious PP?

Mrs Presley

Mrs Presley Report 27 Jan 2007 00:39

YES!!!!

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 27 Jan 2007 00:41

i know what it says coz i talk like that lol Rosex

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Jan 2007 00:43

Just found this on a bbc site, it made me laugh? Hi Hays, guess you heard people talk like this in Hunstanton, lol Rose you're not from my neck of the woods are you?

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 27 Jan 2007 00:44

hi PP no im not from there but i read it without trouble lol Rosex

Mrs Presley

Mrs Presley Report 27 Jan 2007 00:46

I read it the same way Rose did...init!!xxxLOLxx

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Jan 2007 00:47

Trish, would have loved to have heard you!!! I know what it means cos it is on a site about the Norfolk accent, and much as I try to sound posh, I still have one!! Have been taken for an Australian years ago when I was in London, and my dad came from Buckinghamshire so always had a little difference but my mum was born and bred in Norwich and I have spent most of my life here. Liz who is becoming more and more like a dumpling and a Norfolk one at that!

Trish Devon

Trish Devon Report 27 Jan 2007 00:49

Hi Liz, If you read it through with an either Devonshire/Somerset/EastAnglia accent, you will get it. I just did,my hubby wondered who I was talking too LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trish xx

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Jan 2007 00:50

try BBC Norfolk Talk -Norfolk dialect

Trish Devon

Trish Devon Report 27 Jan 2007 00:50

Liz whats the web address? Its so funny Trish xx

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Jan 2007 00:50

Hays, I'll give you giggle, young lady!!

Trish Devon

Trish Devon Report 27 Jan 2007 00:53

Liz how about trying in the Wurzels accent? That should do it. More like an old farmer, although my voice won't go very deep.!!!!!!!!!!! Trish xx

Mrs Presley

Mrs Presley Report 27 Jan 2007 00:54

Mum...i have told u b4 your accent makes me giggle!!!xxxx As i'm sure mine does you...!xxxxxxxxxxxx

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Jan 2007 01:01

Kris, remember singing that at school, too many years ago to count!! lol

Kris

Kris Report 27 Jan 2007 01:01

Try this one!! On Ilkley Moor Baht 'at [To answer many queries ... 'Baht'at' translates as 'Without a Hat'] Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee, On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?! Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee? Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee? On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?! On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?! On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?! Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then we shall ha' to bury thee On Ilkla Moor baht 'at vThen we shall ha' to bury thee Then we shall ha' to bury thee On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then we shall all 'ave etten thee On Ilkla Moor baht 'at Then we shall all 'ave etten thee Then we shall all 'ave etten thee On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 Jan 2007 01:02

Ooo arr Trish! lol

Mrs Presley

Mrs Presley Report 27 Jan 2007 01:02

sorry mumxxx lolxxx

Mrs Presley

Mrs Presley Report 27 Jan 2007 01:05

WURZELS COMBINE HARVESTER (BRAND NEW KEY) 12/06/1976 - 2 weeks at #1 - 13 weeks on chart I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah) I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah) Now something's telling me That you'm avoiding me Come on now darling you've got something I need Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key She made I laugh ha ha I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need We'll 'ave twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed And you know I'll love you darlin' So give me your hand But what I want the most Is all they acres of land Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all For seven long years I've been alone in this place Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Who loves ya baby ha Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand We had our photos took and us holding hands Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me Coz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land *runs for cover...................*pmslxxxxx