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Supermarket Tales lol
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Colin from Hampshire | Report | 23 Jan 2007 20:53 |
On one occassion when me and Marge were shopping we came accross an aquaintance that I didnt know Marge had fallen out with, I said how you doing Flour, Marge started to get a bit eggcited at this and within minutes things got really heated, they both looked like a couple of cakes |
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ButtercupFields | Report | 23 Jan 2007 20:44 |
hmmmm can't make up my mind if that rude sales assistant was just a saurkraut or a mangey tout |
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Jean | Report | 23 Jan 2007 20:22 |
The most important thing to remember when doing your shopping is to wear comfrey shoes, especially with a soft sole. It may just preserve your sanity and keep your corns from rubbing. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 23 Jan 2007 20:12 |
there I was, looking around this girls' Chest.........freezer wondering if there were any silicone chips,in there and someone knicked me trolley..its done a runner Bein Me,I thought, but then I espied it sulking amongst the Vegetable racks, Theres' my mate,Tom Atoes I need some of those..... had to call it a day cos i needed a leek or two..... |
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Researching: |
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June | Report | 23 Jan 2007 19:05 |
nudge June .. |
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June | Report | 23 Jan 2007 18:52 |
Iwent in and something fishy was going on it was the codfather making a guest appearance. the crackers were going nuts asking everyone for a date. then along came a sutana with a curry ,looking for some chips to play poker later on.. June .. |
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Cyril | Report | 23 Jan 2007 16:36 |
Just been back to the superstore with OH,gee it was cold, though I was in Iceland but it was the one where people enquire how the cricket match is going on - Test Score ? Walked in and was accosted by a man selling raffle tickets, said if I bought a book I could winalot. OH ushered me away to where the flowers are sold next to some fridges, again it was cold. She seemed to stand there for ages looking at the bunches and I was blooming fed up so said to her, come on love picalli or two and lets go, it's cold enough here to freesia. Washing products next, she stood there as bold as brass eyeing up the shelves like someone who surfs the net. reminded me of a fairy, think her name was ariel. Finally dairy products, what a spread there was there.She milked it for all it was worth. Talk about utterly butterly, I was utterly shattered. Thankfully I am now back home and in clover. |
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Colin from Hampshire | Report | 23 Jan 2007 15:23 |
LOL :):):) Trust me to get in a pickle :):) |
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ButtercupFields | Report | 23 Jan 2007 15:23 |
Hi Colin!! You should have given her your Cheesy grin and Buttered her up a bit before you asked for a quiche......lol |
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ButtercupFields | Report | 23 Jan 2007 15:15 |
My Terry's All Gold, he is...took me to the shops to see the Fig rolls in the aisle, bumped into our neighbour Angel Delight with her Fondant Fancies..and my Terry aint been seen since as they did a runner (bean)... |
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Colin from Hampshire | Report | 23 Jan 2007 15:15 |
Hi BC LOL :):) Ive heard about Angel Delight, you have to watch her you know, she might be a nice bit of crumpet but I asked her for a quiche once and I came away with a right thick ear |
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Colin from Hampshire | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:58 |
Jean your doing well there flour :):):):) Thanks everyone, keep them coming lol lol |
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Colin from Hampshire | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:56 |
When I was in the supermarket this morning I bought some flowers for mum , I thought mar mite like them |
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Jean | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:53 |
Mr Ben certainly was his Mothers Pride. He always bought her cream cakes from the supermarket and she would polish them off. She never had any reasons to wine. |
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Colin from Hampshire | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:50 |
Mavis certainly sounds a bit saucy to me lol |
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Jean | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:47 |
Mavis was not to be trifled with in the supermarket. She was so fast her husband couldnt ketchup. |
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Colin from Hampshire | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:41 |
John West and I went to the supermarket and bumped into an old friend who was a Bounty hunter. He was a bit of a lad really always getting into fights, he hung around with a load of black eyed peas. |
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Unknown | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:40 |
George gave a Twirl in the Chocolate aisle but we thought he was a bit of a Flake. Chappie behind him said 'Nice Buns' so he Buttered him up with Honeyed words and they were last seen doing the Tango between the Vegetables. |
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Gwyn in Kent | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:38 |
I take Comfort from the fact that a shopping trip can be over in a Flash, unless some Cad burys chocolate in a plaice that I can't find it. Gwyn |
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helenbell | Report | 23 Jan 2007 14:33 |
i asked the assistant if she had chicken legs!! she said no i always walk like this!! |