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*whispers* I don't think I'll add to this thread. I'm usually Coi about doing such things. x

Just thought I'd skate through this thread, but then I started pouting my lips when my gorgeous dance partner asked me to join her in the conger. Jeff PS hope you dont think this is a load of pollacks. Lololol

Once upon a time there was a chef named Chervase, who worked in a restaurant. They mainly served fish, especially squid. Of all the squids there, one stood out from the rest. He was green, vile and had a hairy lip. Of course anyone seeing this squid would not want him, and would choose another, more appetising fish. So, over the years, Chervase grew to like the squid, despite being vile and green and having a hairy lip. He would come in every morning and feed it and clean out it's tank every evening. During the summer, a student was taken on to wash up, and his name was Hans. He was a good worker, and helped Chervase around the kitchen. He also grew to like the squid, and fed it daily when Chervase was too busy. One day a gentleman arrived in, claiming to have tasted every squid known to man. When he saw the vile green hairy-lip squid, he had to have it. So, Chervase pulled the squid out by the tentacles and threw him up on the chopping block. He grabbed his cleever and in one movement he raised it up and couldn't kill his old friend, the hairy-lipped, vile green squid. He broke down crying and ordered Hans to kill the squid, but Hans couldn't do it either. Just goes to show you that ... Hans who does dishes is as soft as Chervase, with the Vile Green Hairy Lip Squid..

You know Im one of those modern day Guppies Jeanette lol

Siameese Fighters is one of them called Mai Ling lol

Are you really Orfe Teresa if so another plaice another time :):)

We're all just prawns in a chess game here.. Well I must be ORFE...

think i'll just HUSS'll up a couple o chip butties oooops quick look there's a Bottlenose Dolphin there.......dratt thats an animal not a fish.. Bob

Bob a nice shandy Bass to go with that :):)

Going to practice on my cornet once I find my tuna day book. Sorry must dash can't ling-er.

Jeff, there was once a Starfish who used to play the cornet, one day his lips got stuck to the mouth piece and a Sturgeon had to remove it lol

I have to shoot off sorry :):) Thank you everyone who has joined in today, its been fun :):) I hope you will continue to add your fishy tails :):) Take Care Colin :):)

I'm having a whale of a time reading this! Jacky :-)

I do object to been called an old trout i will have to go and sit on my perch June ..

Morning Everyone :):) Well its a cold day here today in our part of hampshire. I am off out in a mo with my friend Ali butt we are going to the supermarket to get some fish fingers, question for you, have you ever seen a fish with fingers ? I havent lol

Colin.......my Mum used to get cod cheeks......the thought always made me giggle! lol

Colin my gran used to send me for 2/6 worth of Wuff June

OH! what a sting- RAY....of sunshine...... Jesus wants me for a SUN -BrEAM Bob

Just been watching Mollie taking the Neons' to school... Bob

LOL :):):) Sorry everyone I got held up in town, me and ali butt met up with Frankie Prawn and he invited us out for drinks. Those prawn cocktails certainly warm the cockles of your heart