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Girls Biker Bar. A blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a pint. After sitting there for awhile, he says to the waiter, 'Do you want to hear an Essex Girl joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The barmaid is from Romford and has a cricket bat below the bar. 2. The bouncer is a large girl from Dagenham. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 12 stone, blonde woman from Ilford with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is from Southend and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is from Brentwood and is a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously. Do you still want to tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times.'

hahaha! very good Paul. Tina x (qualified to say so as an Essex girl)

its ok im an essex boy as well...........

very good x

I get it...no need to explain :-)) very good PSML!

you sure i can do a diagram if you want........lol

Very good Paul, hazelx

hurry up Hazel were off down the pub in a minute

Hey Paul,give me a mo got to put me face on lol hazelx

hurry up im buying..............wot u having

Right i'm ready lol i'll have a white wine please hazelx