General Chat

Hey Sue...glad you enjoyed it...will try and find some more for us tomorrow! ;o) X

Lunar? Which Aries stole your heart? Cheeky s*d give me his email addy n I will sort him for ya! LOL X

Cheers Tina!! Got another one brewing up...stars and friendships...you up for that? X

This is such a good thread Viz, it's really making me laugh. Tina x

oh so i have another 101 years as an old maid then!!! now where's the you Aries that stole my heart????

pmsl thanks Viz ;-)

Catriona.... PISCES: For some reason, our Piscean friends barely notice their near death experiences. Instead, during a typical day at the office, many Pisceans report seeing beings with long-suffering expressions on their faces and who patiently tell the Piscean to go back to his or her body. after sex............ Pisces: 'What did you say your name was again?' ;o)

Capricorn for Jeans OH (Love this one!) CAPRICORN: It might take Capricorn a little while to realize he's dead because there are special rooms set up to look like executive offices for newly-dead Goats. A sharp-looking, older gentleman-ghost comes in and gives Cap an instruction manual titled HOW TO PROFIT IN THE ASTRAL MARKETPLACE, plus a 'job evaluation' type assessment of Cap's achievements and mistakes over the lifetime, followed by a pink slip (meaning the body revived). Caps tend to return to their bodies quickly, unable to tolerate non-physical existence for long. After sex.... Capricorn: 'Do you have a business card?' ;o)

Hi I am the fishes. Kate

Viz first bit yep thats me lol after sex bit will leave to other Aries cos I am in so much pain cant be bothered lol

Thanks Viz LOL cant wait to be 125. Trish xx

Jean and Our Lairy Rose... AQUARIUS: Aquarius gets to the pearly gates, sees that heaven isn't run by consensus, and opts for hell, where at least there is an appealing anarchy and rules are made to be broken. Ironically, Aquarian near-death experiences tend to be extremely traditional, i.e., God the Father, St. Peter, the celestial choir and so on (another reason to rebel and opt for hell). Once in the underworld, they bedevil the hell out of Satan and his cronies with their loud and vigorous campaigns for progressive reforms, and are quickly expelled back to the body. After Sex........ Aquarius: 'Now let's try it with our clothes off!' pmsl X

lol sounds familiar! Could you put up Capricorn for him indoors if you get a chance? Cheers Viz :-)

LOL Viz thanks rosex

Trish (and me too lol) And Our Lunar (waves) xxxxx CANCER: Cancerians can live to be 125 years old, and they don't usually have near death experiences, but they can come awfully close to having a near life experience when they get brave and venture out of their house for 'supplies.' After Sex.... Cancer: 'When are we getting married?' Hmmmmmmmmmm lol

Fantastic that cause I do love my food. Thanks.x

cancer the crab - not alone am I?

That's me!!!!! perfect LOL (as long as the bloke is the right starsign) Thank you Tina x

Dawn,,,, ARIES: 'Who's in charge here? I'd like to see God right now, please. Am I dead? Gee, I never thought that could happen to me! Where can I get a crystal palace backlit with white light like that one?' (After sex)...Aries: 'Okay, let's do it again!' X

Dipsy Lady.... TAURUS: Leaving the body, Taurus realizes that he or she no longer has a stomach and immediately returns to the body (thud!), without seeing tunnels, light, God, etc., making Taurus skeptical for the rest of his or her life. After Sex... Taurus: 'I'm hungry--pass the pizza.' ;o)