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Joke - a little bit naughty
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Unknown | Report | 11 Feb 2005 11:26 |
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A young couple moved to a new town and decided to join the local church. One evening they had a meeting with the vicar who said that he welcomed them, but that to qualify to attend the meetings and events they would have to restrain themselves from having sexual intimacy for at least a month and to come back and see him. After a month they went back to see the vicar and confessed that they could not help themselves. 'What made you break your promise?' asked the vicar. 'Well' the husband said 'I was ok until my wife dropped a can of paint and bent down to pick it up, I could not contain myself and had my way'. The vicar replied that the church would not allow them in because of this and the husband replied 'Nor will Homebase'. |
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Rupert | Report | 11 Feb 2005 11:42 |
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Lin I liked that one very much so. Bet B&Q could have done with the plug. Rupert Bear. |
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Left | Report | 11 Feb 2005 11:46 |
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Naughty....but funny:))))) |
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