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change my mother in law into a frog wouldnt let husband open bottle of champagne , then the cork wouldnt hit me across other side of room, id have had bridesmaid

Jill you beat me to it!!!! :O)

i would have liked to got married in a church with the big flowing wedding dress and the flowers in church and loads of guests.our day was a small occasion.with me in a suit and my husband and just ten guests .xxxxx(:

First wedding,...... pretty much everything, last wedding ( a year ago) nothing at all, it was perfect!

thats lovely too Mazzie ....lucky couples out there x x

Chris...well done...congratulations!! Thats wonderful....my parents celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary this year! A lot of what I say is in jest... my wedding day WAS actually one of the happiest days of my life....the births of my 3 children being other ones... But I would truthfully change my in laws! Jill x

lmao Sue....a two year wedding???? that must have been some party!!!!! lol

i would change its life span- wedding number one lasted nearly 2 years ! far far too long ! lol, sue.

See what happens ! You spend all that time planning a wedding... Then want to change most of it .... lol Maz x

bottles of buckie at the ready Maz lololololol I'd also change one of the hymns at the church.....no one knew it... and my sister couldnt be here so i'd change that too.... might change a bridesmaid.... might as well have not got married eh!!!!????? lmao Jill x

You wanna fight huh...... You scottish genes are all MAD !!!! If I invited you lot, I may as well invite the in-laws lol.... I will wait till next week and see what you are all like... I reserve judgement till then..... Maz ... x

hope scottish genes getting invited Maz!!! i could fight with you since you might miss out on that!!! lolol x

Jill.... Well done you.... When I get married next year.... there will be no in-laws = no fights... No bad band = Disco No ciggie burns on dress = no dress (o'er misses) Plenty drink = lots of hangovers Then 2 weeks in the sun to recover.... lol Mhairi x

aye Mhairi!!!! lol.......ok skip the marrying bit and just go straight to a big party but with only the people you want there and no in laws!!! ok ok ok....i loved him back then...just a slip of a girl (well ish) had a great day really... No fag burns on dress - (still got it and wanting to sell it now!) No arguments - i simply just didnt talk to my in laws... no hangover cos i drank myself sober... no fights....bit boring really.. pulled a muscle in my leg but not how you are thinking!!! Didnt have a band had a disco - which was pretty naff actually... Not sure I'd do i again...but if Bon Jovi offers I'm sure I'll rethink!! lol Jill x

I love my hubby to bits really and yes, even my in-laws, but I couldn't resist! Maggy

Weddings ..... What use are they, you spend all this money on one day, an excuse for people to get drunk, families to argue and to wake up in the morning with a sore head only to find that the dress you paid thousands for has a ciggie burn in. You remember the band was rubbish..... and your old auntie has lost her falsers in the left over wedding cake... Why get married so your ancestors have an easy find..... I have been with my 'hubby' for 10 years and I cant wait to waste my money on a wedding ... PARTY !!!!!!

i'd also change the fact that we smoked at the top table and its caught on video...looks awful!! would change the ushers too...but they would change anyway if the groom changed!! lolol

screaming kids on the video and pics when i get married that is

Jill, you beat me to it! Maggy

the groom and the in laws!!!!