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David

David Report 6 Sep 2016 03:40


A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

David

David Report 6 Sep 2016 08:56

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 6 Sep 2016 11:14

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

David

David Report 8 Sep 2016 18:49


Thanks Ann, thought someone might have thought me racist :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 8 Sep 2016 20:03

nah - never!!!

David

David Report 8 Sep 2016 20:54


Thought I'd left a bad smell :-(