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Am on Crabbies. Suits me mood.

PMs sent out...If I have missed anyone or anyone else wants one let me know and I shall send it on....
My,,,,,Havent done that much typing in ages...
I have missed a few things out as otherwise I would still be here typing in the morning...
Hope it makes sense to you what I have typed...

What happens after the super glue bit Fans ?

Was it too long for one message?

ja...x

Dunno Ja...x....I wasnt there then as I had come home as I didnt attend funeral...But I havent heard loud screaming from London..So must have been fixed up OK..!

It sounds funny but I know it should'nt be really.

I must say I dont want any fuss when my time comes...No church bit just straight through the curtains that'll do Not sure about a transit though

ja...x

Looking back it was funny and we did laugh too,we had to or else we would not have got thrugh.

If you pop off away from home and want to have your funeral in your home town than you will be transported to there by blacked out Tranny type van or large Estate car anyway,then transferred to hearse for last leg (out of view of course)...All funeral parlours have the same way of doing things it seems..
Thing was kids wanted to know if we had nicked the coffin cos it was cheap and I told bezzie to tell em NOPE,its second hand!(It wasnt really..)

Its not so much what you know as who you know ...Init..?

oh my days

you should write a script for a sit com

Fans - Do you remember 'Del boy' and Rodney ??

I can see them sending grandad 'to rest' in the same way !!

Lots of love,

Dea Xxx

Fans

Can i book you and Bezzie for my arrangements


Sounds like my thing


Renes

Sure can Renes...AND we saved about 2 thousand pounds !!!..

Remember to run like hell should Fans ever turn up at anyone's door driving a transit van!!



Night night.

Nite nite Cynths - I am off too !!!

Dea Xxx

Don't blame you Dea.....one can only take so much hilarity at this time of night!!

Sleep tight..~~~~

They had a Humanist to do the service and a very good one too I am told...3 tracks of music played..One to pipe him in to Crem,one playing softly while service was on and one to pipe him out.
2 of his and Bezzies fav songs and one the kids picked..

I picked one song years ago I wanted at my funeral "I started a joke" Bee Gees think I may have "Crazy" Patsy Cline too better tell people then I think.

Seems they want everything for nothing on GR FB

ja...x

I wouldn't mind one bit if my funeral is as funny as your friends Fans.

I know I shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it.

Jax. If you attach your scanner using a USB your laptop will find it and install it. They usually come with some photo editing software. Open the program and somewhere there will be a button labelled Acquire Photo. Click on this and you will be given options from camera, from scanner or from file. Put photo in scanner. Click on from Scanner and a new screen will appear with more options . Click Scan and picture is installed on your pc in the program. When you save it ensure that is saved as jpeg in your "my pictures". Have fun, your intelligent, I'm sure you will figure it out:-)

I am having "Another one bites the dust "to play me out...
I am writing my arrangements to be followed with as little money spent as poss in the next few weeks(money is for the living,not the dead) and lodging copies everywhere so there can be no rows among my lot....HID is doing it to...

Will order a flat pack coffin for each of us online to be certain we get what we want to,can store it in loft until needed...Old friend of mine has one in his garage for himself..

Signing off,too crackered again..
Back with the ending that got cut off tomorrow...

Fans...~~~~~~~~~

That all sounds very interesting Toots, still not understanding it and I will only throw a wobbly if I cant do it.

I think there are some other pics from my phone on here but where? I dont know. After HID has finished watching Taggart he can have a look and hopefully he will show me where they are too

ja...x

Here we go

http://www.funeralinspirations.co.uk/information/Flatpack-Coffins.html

ja...x