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Near Death Experiences.....And Astrology !!
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Unknown | Report | 14 Jan 2007 21:52 |
Capricorn for Jeans OH (Love this one!) CAPRICORN: It might take Capricorn a little while to realize he's dead because there are special rooms set up to look like executive offices for newly-dead Goats. A sharp-looking, older gentleman-ghost comes in and gives Cap an instruction manual titled HOW TO PROFIT IN THE ASTRAL MARKETPLACE, plus a 'job evaluation' type assessment of Cap's achievements and mistakes over the lifetime, followed by a pink slip (meaning the body revived). Caps tend to return to their bodies quickly, unable to tolerate non-physical existence for long. After sex.... Capricorn: 'Do you have a business card?' ;o) |
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Unknown | Report | 14 Jan 2007 21:54 |
Catriona.... PISCES: For some reason, our Piscean friends barely notice their near death experiences. Instead, during a typical day at the office, many Pisceans report seeing beings with long-suffering expressions on their faces and who patiently tell the Piscean to go back to his or her body. after sex............ Pisces: 'What did you say your name was again?' ;o) |
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Jean | Report | 14 Jan 2007 22:00 |
pmsl thanks Viz ;-) |
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Rachel | Report | 14 Jan 2007 22:04 |
oh so i have another 101 years as an old maid then!!! now where's the you Aries that stole my heart???? |
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Tina-Marie | Report | 14 Jan 2007 22:05 |
This is such a good thread Viz, it's really making me laugh. Tina x |
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Researching: |
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Unknown | Report | 14 Jan 2007 22:16 |
Cheers Tina!! Got another one brewing up...stars and friendships...you up for that? X |
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Unknown | Report | 14 Jan 2007 22:23 |
Lunar? Which Aries stole your heart? Cheeky s*d give me his email addy n I will sort him for ya! LOL X |
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Unknown | Report | 15 Jan 2007 01:10 |
Hey Sue...glad you enjoyed it...will try and find some more for us tomorrow! ;o) X |