General Chat

Little Willie dressed in sashes, Fell in the fire and was burn't to ashes, Presently the room got chilly, But no-one liked to poke poor Willie. Lets have a few more and share them..

the song of canaries never varies when they're moulting they're revolting and... to be said in a broad Yorkshire accent (Lancs will do at a pinch) Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he and not forgetting I am a fairy my name is Nuff I am a fairy fair enough

Dan Dan the funny wee man, washed his face in a fryingpan combed his hair,with the leg of a chair Dan Dan..the funny wee man. Marion

one fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other !

My Grandad used to tell us one similar to yours Marion. Sam Sam the dirty old man Washed his hair in the frying pan. Combed his hair with a donkeys tail And scrubbed his belly with his big toe nail. FIL Vinegar Bill from over the hill. He never worked and he never will Would rather have a pint than a gill.

My Dad sings this. Well, I had an old hen and it had a wooden leg, was the best old hen that ever laid an egg, it laid more eggs than any other on the farm.. and another little drink wont do me any harm. Then he holds out his glass for another whisky lol Marion

Marion,,,,,,,has Danny boy seen that yet>>>>>>>>>

I love you, and you love me, And that's the way it ought to be. But I believe it's much more true, That I love you and you do too!!!

Dont know lol

:-) thank you

Glad you liked it Daniel.

Not forgetting the old favourite, Mairzy doats.

Not quite a poem, but a song (about alcoholism would you believe) Ha ha ha, hee hee hee Little brown jug, don,t i love thee (repeated) If I had a cow which gave such milk I,d dress her up in the finest silk,'Feed her up on oats and hay, and milk her 20 times a day Ha Ha Ha........ Happy days

There's been an accident, they said, Your servant's cut in half - he's dead. Indeed said Mr Jones and please Send me the half that's got my keys. Marion, my mum's always saying the 'Dan' one but I thought she'd made it up! Lorrainex

ooooh - the black cat pee-ed in the white cat's eye and the white cat said 'cor blimey' and the back cat said 'you silly old fool' you shouldnt have stood behind me'

Lorraine It's been on the go for 45 yr that I know of . Heres another Skinny malinky long legs big banana feet went to the pictures,and couldny find a seat when the picture started Skinny Malinky...broke wind lol

T'was in the Month of Liverpool. In the city of July, The flowers were singing gaily, And the birds were in full bloom. I saw a house ten miles off, it was just out of site . It stood alone between two others. And it was black washed white!!!

Marion, I have apologized to my mum for doubting that 'Dan' existed! My aunty was always on about 'A big fat babba in a pudding basin' but that's all I can remember. Lorrainex

Not heard of..big fat babba just googled no luck lol

Thanks for trying Marion, Now that probably was just one my aunt made up! Lorrainex