General Chat

Morning everyone, I trust you all had a restful night.
Maddie, glad you enjoyed your wedding anniversary, belated congratulations, hope you have many more.
Thanks for all your kind thoughts and wishes, must be honest am not looking forward to starting chemo again, I reacted badlay when I had it before, was very sick and it affected my sense of judging distances so had to stop driving.
Sorry breakfast wasn't ready earlier,
Hot rolls with bacon, egg and bacon or just eggs.
Tea or coffee.

Usual Friday for me, cleaning house, getting ready for the weekend.
All tomorrows food prepared.

Hope you all have a good weekend and enjoy whatever you are going to be doing.

Take care and stay safe.
Jean xx
:-) :-) :-)

Apologies if you have seen these before - but, it is funny Friday!

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

14. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

15. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

16. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

17. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

18. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot! most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

19. Finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that! at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Morning All,

Very good Dermot........bit early in the morning for me to digest LOL


I'm refreshed after yesterday my friends really enjoyed their day
the weather was great , we went for a walk on beach the cliffs,saw Dartmoor pony's grazing .....perfect.

Now I'm getting ready for my eldest sister coming to stay with me until Wednesday,
Washing all on the line its a another nice day so it will be nice and dry very soon.

Hope you are ALL well .

Bath time ....its a late one today as I have not stopped talking a ALL MORNING on the telephone :-)

Morning all.

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for Jean.

Not sure if I should put my washing out or not, it's dull and dark........ I think it's waiting for me to put it on the line before it starts to rain.

I'm going to chance it................ be back later.

DERMOT

your new thread is calling for you.people as wanting to know what you meant. about the curfew.


I had letter telling me my bank would not accept a direct debit for my insurance so I have been sorting that out, the insurance company said it was there fault they had given the wrong numbers. they told me not to worry as my insurance ran out on 12th and they have only just written to ask me to fill in another direct debit form so I phoned and got it sorted. it seems they entered the wrong numbers they rechecked. they said I was still insuirance as it was their fault. the next amount comes out in September. My bank is still in Norfolk.

Then I had a letter from the doctors surgery telling me I had to go and see them on 12th August about a vascular problem

so I am busy now trying to catch up on things.

Dermot dont forget your needed.on that thread.

Rita

I just read Dermot's thread Rita, I think your right, he better go and explain himself.
It announced in our local paper on wednesday that my bank was going to be turned into a takeaway, I thought well they could have let me know it was closing, but it turns out they put the wrong banks name in the paper.

Now I know how Rupert & James Murdoch must have felt when their presences were requested - nay, demanded the other day!

But I suppose it may not be so bad for me if it's just Rita & Agatha asking the questions. I had better contact my legal adviser, just in case.

Dermot as if I would cause you more expense with getting intouch with a legal adviser..
I thought a war might start on that thread so knew I could get you on this one.

Like you list Dermot how do you do it ?

Rita

very good Dermot,
It's nice it's the week-end :-)

Evening All !,

Pat,
I've been searching for a lady for about two months......found her yesterday......living in Denmark Road, Exeter.
Do you know the street ?

I am so pleased my sister did not go to Norway this week. she was there three weeks ago and stay in Oslo and did a tour of the Scandinaion country.your not safe to go anywhere these days.


Stephen have you tried googling the map for that Demark road in Exeter. where you found that person you were seeking living?

I am waiting for a programme on BBC2 to come on at 9 oclock. there isnt much on this evening not that I want to watch.


Rita

Hi Rita,

Yes I googled the street and actually managed to see the house she lives in......amazing this modern technology :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Heading for bed now....early start tomorrow....make hay while the sun shines ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Night All !

Morning All !

It may be Saturday, but the work must go on ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

It's lovely outside this morning. Hills are crisp and clear, Magic

Looking forward to a productive day.

Keep well. keep safe, keep smiling :-D :-D :-D :-D

00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Jean

Good Morning All.

The sun is trying to put its hat on, although it has rained again during the night.

Hope everyone is well and happy. Have a good day.

0000000000000000000000000000000000 for Jean.

So long its only hay your making Stephen.??????

Agaatha I had to laugh at that about your bank. just goes to show you how things can go wrong. I got my problem sorted with the Lloyds insurance well I hope I have.?

Stephen I googled my cousins house on Google when it first came out and saw her in her garden.when I phoned her and told her we did have a laugh. I said good job you didnt have a young man there with you, it would have started people talking, she is 79 years old. another time I googled my daughters and thought it was wrong as there were three cars in her drive and none where theirs till I recalled her telling me they had changed there cars.

morning Maddie we seem to the first on here this morning,
I have just been doing my updates, these little notes kept coming up.

have a good day

Rita
x

Look out, the old witch is back :-D
Sorry I've been neglecting you all, it's been like a madhouse round here for the last couple of weeks. Friends have gone back now so will have more time to spend on computer :-D :-D
Mo, I'm glad your nephew is ok, what an awful worry it must have been.
00000000000000000000000000 for Jean.
<3 <3 <3 for everyone.
Windy and damp start to the day here. I am so disappointed with this weather. After such a lovely April I thought we might get a long hot summer. Wrong :-P :-P :-P :-P.
Hope all are well and have a good day,

Cath xx

HI Everyone.

Hope you all have a great weekend.

Cath I thought you went on the missing list !!

Its sunny today ,got sister staying for a few days I will have to entertain her with walks !

Mo I was thinking of your Nephew yesterday .....How is is ?

Stevey sounds like Bob the Builder today don't get sunstroke Stevey don't forget yer knotted hankie on yer head :-D

Linda hows your dizziness?

Off to make a cuppa ..

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Jean <3

Morning everyone,
Yes Stephen I know where Denmark Road is. I go pass there twice a day on the bus! It's near the City Centre. Dare I say it's in the sort of the "posh" area of the city!
I'm off to Dawlish. Going to take a couple of books and sit somewhere nad read :-)
Have a nice day everyone <3

I just put a thread up of the people who are appearing in the new WDYTYA so you know it starts on 10th August.

Richard Madeley -Columist and presenter.
June Brown -Actress
Tracey Emin -Artist
JK Rowling- Authro of best selling Harry Potter books
Alan Carr- Comedian and presenter.
Emilia Fox- Actress
Len Goodman- Porfessional Ballroom dancer.
Larry Lamb- Actor.
Robin Gibb- Singer, Songwriter.
Sebastian Coe- Former Athlete and Politician.


thought you might like to know.

Rita

Afternoon !

What a glorious day it's been, sunny and hot, :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Having a wee relax .

Rita, My daughter is in her garden on the Google map view. It looks funny seeing her..

Catch you later