General Chat

Thinks!

Hope the hair piece hasn't slipped.

Might need to take the sunglasses off at some point...it's a wee bit dark with them on.

JINGS! Thought that was a big spider in Marilyns drink....closer inspection showed it was a FALSE EYELASH.

All their eyes are beginning to sparkle in the candlelight.

PAULINE! Stop pinching the Waiters bum.

Marlyn,

Phil Collins is a recording....your missing the real thing...he is in the Ritz tonight for a meal.

Stephen waves....Hi Phil! Nice to see you. Come and join us.

God Stephen you do know a lot of people here. Take those bloomin glasses of will ya.
Give us a song Phil purleeez.

'Tuts'
trust Marilyn to lower the tone losing her falsies!!!!!

Stephen I didn't notice you're wearing a wig, it must be a good one

In the words of Morecombe and Wise 'you can't even see the join'

Stephen removes the sunglasses.

The ladies swoon when they see his seamans blue eyes.

They seem to go with his Sean Connery accent.

BUMP! Down to earth...Phil Collins joins the group and all the attention turns to him.

MTG is giving Phil a hard time...hope he can cope with the verbal abuse.

Don't worry Stephen MTG will be o.k when she gets some grub down her neck. She hasn't eaten all day, and I don't think she fancies eating Phil that much. Ooops that sounds wrong. Sorry MTG

This Girdles Killing Me!

Take the damned thing of then Stephen. Let it all hang out, the bellies I mean. LOL
Oooh this meal is delicious, can't wait to boogie on down.

I had told my wife not to pull the strings to hard when I was putting the Girdle on.

What does she do?

Gets me to lie on the floor and puts her foot in my back and PULLS.

Thats the only way to do them girdles up. Thank god we women are past those times. I couldn't stand being trussed up like a chicken every day.
Where are we going dancing then Stephen.

I'm ♫ Rocking & Rolling ♫ to Phil....

Loving it ........bopping and jiving to all the songs...cant get enough of it ..LOL


Pass me me drink.... MTG please... and get that Prawn out of your mouth still got its shell on that's why you've choked.....Silly billy.... Tuts ..

Just leave my Phil alone its hat s a bit cool .........lovin it .

I thought Rita had organised that....where is she?

Don't know where Rita has got to, she's missing a great meal.
Oh it's a prawn stuck on MTG tooth is it, I thought it was one of them arty things they put on nails and teeth. Trust you Maz, you let the cat out of the bag. The poor girl was having a great time till you menetioned it. Now she's gone all embarassed, coz she was saving that bit of prawn for later.

The 'Jersey Boys' thats where we were going. Rita has left the tickets for us at the Box Office.

What time will I order the Limo for to take us there?

We will go when wev'e been to the ladies to fix our make-up. Come on girls drink up, we have a great time ahead, we are going to see the Jersey Boys.Yee Ha

Stephen.
I gotto be home by 10pm.......LOL

So I cant go to see the Jersey Boys ...who ever they are ...? Thinks very hard, are they my era????

Maz stop pretending you don't know who they are. Just know that all the music you love, they will play.
MTG check that gum behind your ear, it's starting to stick in your hair.

Hey you lot are suppose to be my friends you got out of the limo and locked the catch and I was on the floor Hic Hic I had had a drink out of the bar I am not use to drinking. I finally got the doorman to go and get help so I could get out..

Then I had to use the Loo went into the worng one and they got me out of there asked me what the Hell I thought I was doing. ? The bloke asked me if I could read Ladies and Gents. ? I said of course I can. well why go in the Gents then.?

I said I had thought I saw Stephen go in there and was not sure where our table was.?
He pointed over to you and said that lot over there. all dressed up to the nines. so I have missed my dinner.

But I am ready for the dancing .


Riya

PMSL Rita, you are a nutcase girl. But thank god you have turned up, we need to keep Marilyn in check, she's been all over that waiter for a good hour now, she tells us his name is Phil. And she's drinking sommat called a collins, and is getting quite heavy over him.