General Chat

There's a few things been left lying around, I'll just pick them up and hang on to them till tomorrow. Those eyelashes must belong to Marilyn, there's a broken stiletto, a couple of scarfs and a girdle as well. Wonder who the girdle belongs to.

Never mind, I'll gather them all up and see who they belong to tomorrow.

pauline i mist you
thought every one had gone to bed

hope you find out who the lost property belong to
well deffently none of its mine LOL


was just checking little ones face book to see how gave him the tramp stamp but no cluse there will just have to see who come knocking for him cos aparently she has a tramp stamp as well so share carnt miss who she is
and will give her a telling off as well LOL

(_)?(_)?(_)?(_)?(_)?(_)?

Breakfast anyone? Cooked to order this morning. Don't want it lying around getting cold.

Well Folks, made BIG Tabloid News.

'Mystery Celebs at the Ritz'
that's the banner headlines.

It makes interesting reading.....have a wee look and see if you can recognise yourself in the story.

I managed to find a bit referring to my identity...Quote......
'The male with the group kept being referred to as 'Wee Dick' he had a Scottish accent. So it could have been either Rod Stewart or Sean Connery in disguise'.

'Phil Collins joined them for part of the evening but this seemed to cause a bit of upset to one of the women named either PMT or MTG'

and so it goes on.

Lost my bleedin girdle,,,anyone find it?

Great night out, must do it again sometime.

Morning all
Thanks for the tea Stephen .
Glad you all had a fun time, not sure wether I missed out or not?
I got caught up yesterday................. really enjoyed the County Show at Newbury. Beautiful animals, the heavy horses and their drays etc were lovely. We saw a really good band too. Then the white helmetsmotorcycle team did a display. Had a roast pork roll for lunch and a very good cup of coffee(makes a change not instant).
Then back home to prepare a BBQ for my brother and his family.
Had a really nice evening. Their children are all growing up now. My niece is 23 and working in London and my nephew is 17 and still in 6th form trying to decide on his career path.
They told me my parents health is deteriorating, but with Mum its her dementia that is worrying, Dad it's his breathing and heart, but he won't accept most of the help that is offfered so what can anyone do.
Oh well I have a kitchen to clean this morning and a huge pile of ironing. Hubby went to work at 5:30 and should be home around 3:30 for a quiet evening on our own.

Have a good day everyone

Linda :o) XxX

Morning All,

I'm up early again.....must stop doing that .at least I did not get locked out last night.......home 2mins to 10pm

Thanks for the breakfast Stephen...love it when a Man cooks for me . LOL

Now I got some gardening to do today my brother in law gave me a blackcurrant bush from his allotment, but I don't have room in my garden ,so its going in the field behind me ,and I'm sure I'll be able to jump over next year to pick my blackcurrants all I need now is a redcurrant one of which he is going to find for me ..

Hi to MTG ..... glad you enjoyed your evening . join us anytime as I think you are as crazy as all of us !!

Linda your such an early bird even weekends.....you'll wear yourself out ...

Thrust you all got home last night without any aching heads if you did then it serves you right ,you have to know when to stop the alcohol ...LOL

Off for me bath ......

well it seems a good time was had by all. I enjoyed myself I am sure everyone else did.

Bye the way Stephen I found your bagpipes I dont know why you brought those with you ?unless you to make your self stand out with the photographers.?

The girdle is your as well then I never knew you had that on. ? what made you take it off did it get too tight for you. ? that was all the good food you ate.

Mo was a bit of a show off last night showing everyone how to rock and roll.fancy throwing that guy over her shoulder. I bet that shoulder aches today. she forgot she is no longer a teenager.

Pauline you took a chance twisiting like that you might have done your back in.

Still we made the headlines thats good or is it ? They might bring the white van and cart us all off.
Rita

Don't worry about the white van Rita, nobody knows where we live. Well, except for the fact that you left your black lacy knickers lying around with your name and address sewn into the label. You aren't in the Land Army now you know, you don't need to sew your name into all of your clothes. Don't worry though - I stuck them in an envelope and posted them back to you before anyone saw them.

Right, I'll see who the rest of the lost property belongs to...

One tartan girdle.......I'll drop that off at Wee Dick's daughter's place - don't want Mrs Stephen thinking he did a striptease last night.

One broken, very high, stiletto............ think it belongs to Yvonne, it's no use anyway - it's broken. *chucks it in the bin*

One pair of white (cheap looking) plastic sunglasses with a false eyelash stuck to them..........that's got to be Marilyn!

One black petticoat with slack elastic...........nobody but Mo would come out without checking her elastic.

One Minnie Mouse Bow with gum and hair stuck to it.................MTG, she sounds like a classy girl, she'll fit in here just fine.

Linda, you missed a good night but it sounds like you enjoyed yourself anyway. Sorry to hear your parents are deteriorating - all you can do it be there when they need you.

Shelly have you found the culprit yet? Is his tramp stamp where it can be seen easily? He could get into trouble at school for it.

Well I had heard it all now.....just had to look up Tramp Stamp ,

Shelly at least you are educating us ....LOL

It only mentions girls having it done , cant believe the (Bat ) is the most popular.

Did he show you or did you happen to see it Shelly ?

At least when my grand kids talk about Tramp Stamp ,I'll be able to join in the conversation...LOL

Pauline I did not mention those black lace knickers I didnt think anyone would know they were mine so I will wait for the postmas to bring them in the week I hope you put a large stanp on the parcel. I dont want to pay anything on them they cost enough as it was.

You better get that stillotto out of the bin Yvonne can get that repaired

I dont think the white plastic sunglasses belong to Marilyn the eyelash
yes.

but be honest Pauline the white plastic sunglasses where yours..

Minnie Mouse Bow belonging to MIG then the hankerchief must be hers as well it Had Mickey Mouse on it and they go together.

Mo is a crafty one she told me she was going to wear a red petticoat.

By the way Pauline I dont think you should call Stephen wee Dick he said they thought he looked like Rod Stewart and Rod has many children.
say no more.

Rita

LOL Rita.


Loved the Rod Stewart ... bit,...... I think Stephen will love it too ....

Oooooooh Moannnnnnnn Grooooooooan, me flippin ead urts. Who spiked the champagne.
I was half undressed when I got home,I lost my black and red petticoat, lost my bus pass,and my pension book. NEVER NEVER again am I drinking champers.
The cab driver dropped me of at the wrong address, in Essex, not Kent. I went to the train station,and there were no trains, I had missed the last one. Had to get my head down on a seat on the station platform, cor it was freezin cold at 2.a.m this morning.
I got home at 9.30 this morning, and have only just woken up.
Anyone got some paracetamols.

*Shoves a box of paracetamols down the cyber hatch*

There you go Mo, don't take too many.

Fancy the driver dropping you off at the wrong place, you must have looked like an Essex girl. Maybe you left your bus pass and pension book in the cab, give them a ring.

No Rita, those cheap white plastic glasses weren't mine, I've got posh ones.

Marilyn my niece has a great big tramp stamp on her back, she thinks it looks great!

Rita, does size count?

Thanks Pauline, I needed them tablets.
I can't ring the cab company, coz I don't remember what their name was.
It was just a cab at the rank that I jumped into. I know it was a black cab,as I know not to get into strange cars,that might not be what I think they are.

Well you got back eventually Mo, that's the main thing. It must have cost Stephen a fortune, he'll be out all day and all night - on double time - to make up for what he spent last night.

I dont know if size counts Pauline. ?
not in that bracket.

I am putting on weight I have no idea why I thought when they cut my steriods down my weight would level off. so if you see a fat lady in a circus and she has a red hat on your know its me.

Dont worry about losing that bus pass and pension book MO you had your name and address on it so you will get it back in a few days. it might cost you a couple of pounds.
you were lucky to find a bench in a Train Station they usualy have none or are already occupied.


I bet Stephen wishes he had gone dutch with us lot. I bet his wife will be lived with him stay well away for a few days girls he spent too much.


Rita

Hi everyone, have just read all your posts about your trip to the Ritz,
cant stop laughing, bet you all looked great.
Hope there were no hangovers.
Your group must be the ones they was talking about on the TV news earlier, LOL.
Hope you have all recovered by tomorrow, Monday.....washing day.
Take care and stay safe.
Jean xx

Oooh it's me again, still feeling awful, but I had to show my face just so as you know I am still around.

Jean I will be thinking of you this week, when you get your other results.
Sorry if we rabble embarrassed you, with our antics last night.
I am not sure who to blame actually, it could have been Stephen, or any one of us that made us hit the news headlines.

I would just like to say.
********************************************************************
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMMORROW MARILYN. MWHA
********************************************************************
I know I am early, but by the time I get here tommorrow, half of your birthday will be gone Marilyn.
Enjoy your day. XXXXXXXX

Adding Birthday Wishes here too
You should have a lovely day Marilyn

•:*"*:•. .•:*"*:•..•:*"*:•..•:*"*:•..•:*"*:•:*"*:•
Happy Birthday Marilyn
Hope You Have A Lovely Day
•:*"*:•. .•:*"*:•..•:*"*:•..•:*"*:•..•:*"*:•:*"*:•

Linda :o) XxX

RITA,

You were last to leave the Limo......
.they have been on the phone...
when cleaning it out they found a G STRING
Yours?
The same happened on our Yacht trip...someone must have a fettish for leaving G Strings around.

Fantastic night ....worth every penny.

Stephen