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Oh Dear Here We Go Again :):):) Following on from Something Fishy Going On & Taking The Biscuit threads How many supermarket tales can you do :) Example: I was in the supermarket the other day when I see Soup er man shopping. Souper man had hes cape on although he has never been a chicken that I know of. OK I know im Crackers but hopefully you will get the gist How many tales can you make up from items in the supermarket Colin :):)

I am cheesed off, my husband accused me of milking it. It sounds like a case of bad eggs doesnt it? He should have no beef with me, I think I may give him the chop.

Very Good Jean :):):) A better example then mine lol

this supermarket is packed, its going to drive me nuts i will end up going bananas, better sit down in the cafe afterwards and have a cuppa tea and a ginger biccy what a load of old tripe and onions, its more like a soap opera than real life use your loaf Lynn get out quick pmsl xxLynnxx

I tried to bring my pushchair in the supermarket the other day. The manager told me to leave it outside as there wasnt mushroom....lol I am on a roll :-)

This ham mustard pasta sell by date. It smells a bit offal. Great when you consider how the prices rocket.

LOL :):):) Me and my Pal Luke O zade were walking down an aisle when we met an old Chum.who was a very happy Chappie

Curry on shopping ? no way !! just been to local store with OH, she knows I like a bit of banter so told me to mind my peas and Qs, then when I stopped near the bakery stall she accused me of loafing around. Tried to butter her up but she wasn't having any, kept on beefing at me so I left her and went back to the car. Jeff lol

I always try to deter-gents from over (egg)ercising. It makes their pulses race which can be sole destroying. However, it does make one look soup-herb

Ham I the only one playing this 'game'? Maybe my efforts are poultry but its crackling me up anyway :-))))

in the supermarket again!! it's a cereal,

i asked the assistant if she had chicken legs!! she said no i always walk like this!!

I take Comfort from the fact that a shopping trip can be over in a Flash, unless some Cad burys chocolate in a plaice that I can't find it. Gwyn

George gave a Twirl in the Chocolate aisle but we thought he was a bit of a Flake. Chappie behind him said 'Nice Buns' so he Buttered him up with Honeyed words and they were last seen doing the Tango between the Vegetables.

John West and I went to the supermarket and bumped into an old friend who was a Bounty hunter. He was a bit of a lad really always getting into fights, he hung around with a load of black eyed peas.

Mavis was not to be trifled with in the supermarket. She was so fast her husband couldnt ketchup.

Mavis certainly sounds a bit saucy to me lol

Mr Ben certainly was his Mothers Pride. He always bought her cream cakes from the supermarket and she would polish them off. She never had any reasons to wine.

When I was in the supermarket this morning I bought some flowers for mum , I thought mar mite like them