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Jean your doing well there flour :):):):) Thanks everyone, keep them coming lol lol

Hi BC LOL :):) Ive heard about Angel Delight, you have to watch her you know, she might be a nice bit of crumpet but I asked her for a quiche once and I came away with a right thick ear

My Terry's All Gold, he is...took me to the shops to see the Fig rolls in the aisle, bumped into our neighbour Angel Delight with her Fondant Fancies..and my Terry aint been seen since as they did a runner (bean)...

Hi Colin!! You should have given her your Cheesy grin and Buttered her up a bit before you asked for a quiche......lol

LOL :):):) Trust me to get in a pickle :):)

Just been back to the superstore with OH,gee it was cold, though I was in Iceland but it was the one where people enquire how the cricket match is going on - Test Score ? Walked in and was accosted by a man selling raffle tickets, said if I bought a book I could winalot. OH ushered me away to where the flowers are sold next to some fridges, again it was cold. She seemed to stand there for ages looking at the bunches and I was blooming fed up so said to her, come on love picalli or two and lets go, it's cold enough here to freesia. Washing products next, she stood there as bold as brass eyeing up the shelves like someone who surfs the net. reminded me of a fairy, think her name was ariel. Finally dairy products, what a spread there was there.She milked it for all it was worth. Talk about utterly butterly, I was utterly shattered. Thankfully I am now back home and in clover.

Iwent in and something fishy was going on it was the codfather making a guest appearance. the crackers were going nuts asking everyone for a date. then along came a sutana with a curry ,looking for some chips to play poker later on.. June ..

nudge June ..

there I was, looking around this girls' Chest.........freezer wondering if there were any silicone chips,in there and someone knicked me trolley..its done a runner Bein Me,I thought, but then I espied it sulking amongst the Vegetable racks, Theres' my mate,Tom Atoes I need some of those..... had to call it a day cos i needed a leek or two.....

The most important thing to remember when doing your shopping is to wear comfrey shoes, especially with a soft sole. It may just preserve your sanity and keep your corns from rubbing.

hmmmm can't make up my mind if that rude sales assistant was just a saurkraut or a mangey tout

On one occassion when me and Marge were shopping we came accross an aquaintance that I didnt know Marge had fallen out with, I said how you doing Flour, Marge started to get a bit eggcited at this and within minutes things got really heated, they both looked like a couple of cakes