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Ha ha ha......but so true!

:-D

Cripes, it's so quiet on GR....more so than usual

Is it dying :-(

I really think that it is Ginns !!

Dea Xxx :-(

We went out for dinner....came back and the board has hardly moved

:-(

The boards certainly seem to be in decline. There was more movement when there was a 'dispute' going on!!!


Cleaning around this morning I decided, as I often do, to vacuum the keyboard on m laptop.

WHOOPS!

Keys T, Y and 2 disappeared up the nozzle!! :-0


I had to rummage around in the cleaner bag to find them..... :-D


Took my friend out this afternoon and then, this evening, went to you-know-where to help sort out the new pew cushions we have bought.

The fun never ends!!! :-D

More Yorkshire humour for Gin. Courtesy of Mr Magoo on General Chat.:

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"


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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.


Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"


Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"


Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

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The last is always best



Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist

"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

Now those I understood.. :-) :-) :-)

Nice one Jonesey!

I read them and got them first time, but then thought about non Yorkshire folk.....not sure they would get them

Pers did.........must have Yorkshire roots :-)

Mornin all~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyone... :-D


Oh Jonesey! You've just had us in stitches.......spluttering coffee time! :-D :-D



Kettle on and bacon sizzling for our Dea........... <3

OMG been busy

Selection of freshly squeezed fruit juice
Selection of cereals, plain & fruit yoghurts
Baker’s basket with croissants, Danish pastries, muffins and breakfast rolls
White, brown & grain toasts with spreads
Freshly sliced seasonal and preserved fruit
Low fat, full cream and soya milk
Scrambled eggs
Bacon
Breakfast sausages
Hash browns
Baked beans
Grilled tomatoes
Mushrooms

Or fruit Kebabs

and there are some scrambled eggs on English Muffins

Served with freshly brewed coffee and tea selection
Decaffeinated Tea and Coffee also available

Thanks for the bacon buttie Cynths <3 <3 <3

Dea Xxx

Nearly didn't have any breakfast sausages... Oscar was heading off with them and had to snip them quickly so he only managed two.. One for him and Mrs Jones said the other one will get dusted off and be okay for Mr Jones.


Persie

OOhhh - Thank you Persie - I will have a few of those tasty mushrooms to go with my buttie <3

Dea Xxx

Its a good news day.

My number 2 son has just returned home after taking his driving test.

He passed first time. :-D

Congratulations to your No 2 son, Jonesey - Very well done !

I suppose he will want a car now :-D

Dea Xxx

Well done to No2 son

:-D

Ok more good news! Vet finally contacted my son and said the cancer hasn't spread to star's lymph nodes <3

HUGH sigh of relief !!

She is booked in to have tumour removed on Tuesday.

Son is going to see vet on Monday lunch time as vet wants to discuss options he isn't keen to do a skin graft and is talking about packing the wound.

My other son's (one with the girls) heating has broken down and they are getting quotes to repair/replace (might have no choice )

We have given them 3 heaters its a shame as DIL has been on Maternity leave and only starts back at the end of the month so they don't have any spare cash.

Jonesey I got those jokes first time too. Brilliant.

Congratulations to your son x

Congratulations to your son Jonesey.......obviously inherited his father's genes for doing things well. ;-)


I guess he would pass on inheriting your jeans......they probably wouldn't fit him!


So glad that Star is okay Linds. Hope the op goes well........awwww..


Had some startling news this morning... :-( Son phoned earlier to say that he was on his way home from work because his father-in-law has been found dead in bed this morning. Seems as though it must have been a heart attack........ :-( He was a nice chap and we got on well with him.

Going for a browse.....

Congratulations Jonesey's No 2 son...

And to celebrate we will go down the Rabbit Hole for breakfast.

Mad Hatter's mince on toast with a poached egg..

Jabberwocky big breakfast :- eggs, gourmet sausage, bacon, mushrooms, tomato, potatoes and toast.

White Rabbit .. could be served late (Welsh Rarebit) on toasted sourdough or foccacia.

The Rabbit Hole Burger gluten free veggie patty of beans, veggies and whole grains grilled to perfection and served on Ciabatta bread with mixed baby greens and vegenaise

Humpty Dumpty Bake Sourdough bread smothered garden tomato sauce topped with 2 eggs and Parmesan cheese.

Baked Stuffed Portobello courtesy of the White Queen.
Portobello mushroom cap filled with a rich blend of grilled, herbed vegetables, beans and grains. Topped and baked with Parmesan cheese. Served on a bed of mixed greens and drizzled with homemade Balsamic Dijon Dressing

Queen of Hearts:
Quinoa, chickpeas and beets served over a bed of mixed greens with our homemade Balsamic Dijon Dressing.

Walrus and the Carpenter: Chips and dips.

Dormouse toasties .. vegemite and cheese or marmite and cheese done to bubbly perfection under the griller.

Little Bo Peep : Grilled lamb cutlets, mint sauce and either salad greens or grilled mushrooms and tomatoes.

Cheshire Cat: smiley face hashbrowns, and poached eggs on a muffin with hollandaise sauce.

Alice's blueberry pie and whipped cream for afters.

Tweedle 1/2 Iced Tea + 1/2 Lemonade

Mock Turtle soup... (cauliflower soup with croutons)

Caterpillar Hookah pipe specials.. Sherbet through a straw, fruit smoothies..

March Hare .. cinnamon fudge.

and now I am off to play croquet with my flamingo mallet..


Persie

Wow..

The dog is going to be OK, Jonesey's son has a drivers licence and Pers has cooked a breakfast for a king.........................does it get any better

Going to pick through and see what to have first :-D