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Thank you {Pauline I will try again

Rita

Fee, Fi, Foo, Fum.

Lookout London,

The Witches come !

My Broomstick is looking great, highly polished, neat as needle, moggie strap in place

Potions in the pockets ready to drop on unsuspecting punters.

Headlights so bright they will think it's a meteor coming to earth.

How about a final Fly Past UNDER Tower Bridge ?.

Wheeeeeeeeee, just had a test flight, with a rocket at the back of my broomstick. That should light up the night sky brilliantly.
I will put loads of hair gel on my hair, so that my hat sits up nice and straight. My hair will look like a traffic cone. I will be so gelled that if I threw myself at a darts board, I would score 180.
Cant wait for it to get dark. See you at seven tonight, thats when our witching hours start.

Nasty thought !

Hehehehehehehehehehe !

Fancy dropping some Haggis Bombs

I've had them in the shed for a couple of years......they really do stink.
The smell would hang around London for weeks.

Warlock Stephen

Wheeeeeeeeee, where is everybody.

Hi Maddie, I'm here.I hope Stephen is not trying to stop Marilyns flight, up at Gatwick.

ZOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooom

Warlock Stephen has arrived.

Bl****y Witch motorway traffic......congestion

I'm ready now !

It's follow our Maddie now.

Cor theres a bit of a stink up here, i hope Stephen left that stink bomb hagis at home.
Caaaccccckkllleeeeeeeeeee Caaacccccckkllleeeeeeee, whizzzzzzzz
whizzzzzzzz.
Oh my god watch out for the fire works, oooops that one nearly pushed my poor moggy of, even though she's got her seat belt on.
I wish now I had bought my high pressure water pistol with me.

HEhehehehehehehe.

I've just dropped a Haggis Bomb.

Have you got a stammer tonight Stephen. Soooo it was you that caused that pong, you smelly lickle warlock.

What a way to go !!!!!!!!!!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Loop the loop. Bank hard left. Sh*t nearly hit that seagull.

This thing goes like a rocket.

I want a snowy owl, and a vampire bat. I am feeling a little vampish tonight. Whoooooooooooosh, follow the leader.

Ouch Stephen you missed the seagull, but it got me right in the eye, yuk

A Warlock wearing a kilt and a big bare..are any of you flying solo or do you all have your Moggies.

Have we got our familiars now. The Headless Horseman has but a glow-worm into this pumpkin. I think we are ready now.

Swoop over the aviary, and off we go, I think we should go from right to left.

Next stop Lords Cricket Grounds.

Once around the stature of W.G. Grace.

I am wishing i stayed at home in the warm. I seem to be miles from anyone. I had a near miss with a Helicopter a little while ago . I swept his rotor blades. with my broom head. wheeeeeee up and down it is getting a bit windy now. I can see the big wheel it is all lite up. The cat fell off when I started taking off but I managed to get him back on and strapped him down well..
I hope I dont need to have a wee while I am up here . some thing just passed me on the way down looks like a pumpkin, .that was a silly thing for someone to do that could have hit me and I would have fallen out. it is a long way back home.

I am lost now I cannot see any of you.

Rita

Hold on Moggie...I'm going up a gear or two.

What do you mean you want off ? Stay put !

My moggie, Mystic Meg is sitting in front of me, loooking pretty smug.
She don't like these fireworks though. Anyone got a potion to calm her down a bit.

Watch out for those Cricketers Balls , ladies