General Chat

Maddie,

Are you into drugs ?

Where do you buy books that when you open them you get 'Crack' ?

Maddie look our Stephen is being a Crack Pot.
Good grief Stephen, no wonder your good lady needs a night out doing her good deeds, she goes to get a bit of sanity. lol

im not watching the telly cos im on my laptop
but iv got all the nose in the back ground

and mo i dont like darts now that is even more boaring than the football lol

well we do or we did have i should say a footballer in the family
his name was danny williamson my couson he played for west ham and everton his got a bad knee or was it his fooot any way it was a bad injery and he had to give it up and he was just begining to get realy famas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Williamson_%28footballer%29

A wee chuckle for the evening.


HOLIDAY PANIC

An elderly couple, Marilyn and Pete were relaxing on the beach,

When Marilyn suddenly yelled out ' Oh my God, I've just remembered. I left the oven on at home'

'Don't worry' said Pete.

'The house won't burn down. I've just remebered. I left the Bath running'.

LOL stephen
no charnce marilyn has her brother staying at her house when she is away


now were is she once a day poping in is not enuth

Stephen,
you do realise that Marilyn won't bring back Fluffy Paws a stick of Cyprus rock because of the case business!
The football's on .Wtaching it the same time as I'm on here!
Nice that Marilyn has got someone in the house while she's away.Keeps it warm etc.

Another wee chuckle !

COSMETIC SURGERY

a Fifty five year old woman was walking down the street when she heard a voice boom out.

'You will live to be a hundred'

That must be the voice of God, she thought to herself; that means I've another forty five years to live.

So off she went to a Cosmetic Surgeon and had the works.

Face lift. Tummy tuck.Breast implants etc.She looked years younger. A whole new person.

As she left Hospital she was hit by a bus and killed.

Up in Heaven she got tore into God.

'Why did you let that Bus kill me?' she screamed at him.

'Sorry' said God, 'I didn't recognise you'

well pat dont no what went on but i got the BIG C word i take it west ham is not winning LOL

Stephen, that's so funny! Did you see on the news about Miriam O'Relly She's the same age as me but she looks more glam! Countryfile tried to get rid of her.
Shelley West Ham won! There's another leg 2 weeks time.

Night all !

Time to cuddle down under the duvet.

im back
pat old man gos almost every game if thay play at the weekend
its all quiet now the game has finnished

ok nite nite all will have to go a bed have to get up in the morning

I'm beginning to realise that civilisation is a disease, with no cure in prospect.

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Tea or Coffee

Porridge or Cereals, Scrambled Eggs, Bacon Rolls.

Morning all !

Another day another 50p. (I don't get paid $s)

More snow last night, not a lot though, just enough to nead a wee shovel to clear it.

It's actually raining a bit just now so that will help shift the snow. The temperature is at 1C so hopefully it will go up a bit to prevent freezing.

Heading off soon to join the folk that head into Edinburgh to start work at 9am. Usually there is a long tail back of about 20 mins to cross the Forth Road Bridge. We folk that live in the sticks are not used to that......my normal 'traffic jam' is caused by the sheep or cows on the road.

I have written to my MP and asked that a Law be passed for all Sheep and Cows to be fitted with lights in Winter and also trained to use the road properly. He has not replied as yet, Probably won't take it seriously.

Have a good day ya all !

Keep well. Keep Safe. Keep Smiling.

Good morning, all, hope you are all well and warm.

Well that was a little disappointing Stephen. I was saying how we were all missing you, and then you intimate you think I am a crack head. Charming.

Very dark here, persisting down with rain, but will it stop me going out? I think not. Going to Canary Wharf today. Gotta interview with a Banker to talk about investments etc. Failing that .................... there is a big shopping centre and an offshoot of the Museum of London, that has artefacts from the Titanic on show. Should be good.

Must remember my gamp.

See you later.

Maddie
x

A bacon roll please Stephen,
It's very mild down south and it was dark as I left home to catch the bus.
Hope you all have a good day x

Stephen Morning to you, they could paint the sheep and cows a bright orange so you could see them in the dark.?

That Bridge you go over The Forth Road Bridge My cousin Freddy who lives in Glasgow use to paint that. he told me by the time they had gone across it painting it , it was time to go back again he retired years ago he muist be about 76 now, he did that for years but it took its toll on him as he had to retire early

Maddie have you been to the museum at Canary Wharf ? Sheila and I go on the little train but the esclator is always breaking down and we have to walk up the stairs to get on the train I get lost so I have to rely on her , she know so much about London I go places I didnt know exsisted.

My daughter had her office in Canary Wharf she has one also near Heathrow Airport.

Pat so your off to work again this morning poor you still you seem to be getting better,getting rid of the flu bug.

Morning everyone.

Rita

Morning everyone, Dr Doom has just paid a visit, I should, all things being ok, be going home Friday. HOORAY!!!!!! depends on temperature and blood results.

Hope you are all ok and feeling a little better.
Take care and stay safe.
Jean xx

Well done Jean.....good news.

I have just got back from the dentist !!! I bit on a Olive Stone and pushed my crown up a bit too far .....was not laughing at the time as I have been in agony ever since.
But Xray showed no damaged other than inflammation of the gums hence nerves all playing up !! but got tablets .....so all sorted .

No alcohol for 48hrs....oh what am i going to do ???????

Every time I go on lappy I get disturbed by other guests asking if the signals are working in hotel and these people are getting on my nerves because I cant concentrate on what I'm saying ......so now i'm flipping well going to put Lappy away.

Jean that's good news about you coming home.
Try and stay calm so that the doctor lets you go!
Hi Rita, I'm more or less better! Yipee!
Marilyn, oh dear! I hope your gums get sorted. It's not nice especilly when you're not at home. Take care
Bye x

Jean that is good news dont get too excited it will send your temp up.
Marilyn with the kidnapped face, fancy chewing on an olive stone. there was Pete in Norwich with Gall stones and you in Cyprus with Olive stones. what are we going to do with you ?
you better stay home and have no more holidays.
Pat pleased your feeling so much better.it takes time. but it cheers you up when you know your beging to feel better.
I made a beef stew for my dinner this morning I have just had it. I was busy doing one of the cupboards out . now I fill too full to move.but I will have to as the stuff is on the bed and small table waiting to go back in now I have washed it all

Rita