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Dan,

I don't know how you have got here to us on your first post, OR, how you have strayed onto TTF (which now does not exist).

Are you 'lost in space' somewhere ??

Come back if you need help.

Dea x

OOOhhh - you are here again !!

I am sure we will try to help you but I really don't know who or where you are ??

Dea x

MC - Do you know where Dan is ??

Dea x

Maybe Dan is not that new if he remembers the TTF board?

It's probably just that Dame Shelley left too much space when she posted that thread.


Dea.....thank you for that coffee, just what I needed. Choccy bix? Oh go on then. :D

I will leave you guessing but will provide ongoing clues.

First clue I have posted here before

Sorry - Not interested Dan !!

If you are someone we know and would want to know again - please reveal yourself and we can welcome you back !!!

Dea Xxx

Maybe trace wants to borrow my jacket and golf cart

Is that you Robert - messing about as usual ??

Dea x

Actually - No !!

I should say - that IS you Robert !!!

What are you doing pretending to be Dan ??

Dea Xxx

Begorrah! Tis himself from the province. I recognise that jacket.

Hi Jonesey!!

What IS he up to ???

Dea x

Hi all
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sunny-ish morning here for Mother's Day




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I fink that photo was a dead give away for himself :))

OOOhhhh - Happy mothers day Sylvs!!

I am not going to bed quite yet so I won't be upsetting you.

Dea Xxx

Not sure Dea,

I have forgotten the name but I never forget a jacket. From memory it belongs to a gentleman who lives in Northern Ireland who provided security at some festivity there.

Yes Sylvs.

I thought it was him before he posted it but when I saw it I 'knew'

What is he playing at ??

Dea Xxx

It was 'Robert' Jonesey !! - Also known as Calmahe/Camalhe (may have spelt that wrong ??)

It is him anyway!!

Dea x

Time for a funny ;-)

The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade..
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates and St Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'

The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven..'
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man.
'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man.. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked.
That's the best part,' St. Peter replied.. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.
This is Heaven!'

The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or....'
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'


The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your f....ing bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'

Hi Jax. I have just had a look and added a response but I do not however intend to respond to her again because she seems to be the type of person who takes things as a personal attack when anyone disagrees with her and as such is not worth the bother. Even when trying to look out for her security she took it as a personal attack.