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'Idleness & mistresses can age you beyond your years'.

Can any suitably qualified person confirm or refute this statement?

Dermot,

I'm too lazy to reply to that.

In addition my hands shake like nothing on earth.....keeping time to my nodding head and bouncing legs.

Apart from that i can hardly see to type.

Folk tell me I look about 76........and I'm only 64

Am I suitably qualified ?

A wee evening chuckle

An elderly woman arrived home with the shopping and found her 96 year old hubby in bed having sex with another woman.

In a fit of jealousy she pushed him off the balcony of their apartment and he fell to his death.

She was Tried for murder.

The Judge asked her if she wished to say anything in mitigation of her actions.

'Well, your Honour' she said cooly,'I figured that at 96 if he could have sex with another woman, he could fly too.

Hi everyone,
I survived the dentists although he did take some x rays.
Dermot, my home is my little palace!
what's the male equivalent of a mistress? I presume a master or a mist?

Aw that's nice Maddie.
pleased for you. Where are you going to go for your hols?

whats this all gess how old maddie is
and it must end with an 0

ok my gess is a 100

thats it maddie you spend spend spend

Malta's nice so I've heard.
Something to look forward to.

Maddie,

Bloomers that tie at the ends......are they waterproof ones ?

Don't let them fill up too much......you wont be able to walk.

Good news on your Bonus ......you seemed pleased with that.

Hard work brings it's own rewards. How true.

Maddie I didnt see you on Tv with all the others waving their boards and cheering Waitrose and John Lewis got 18 % bonus.

I had a bulb blow a little while a go it went in the standard lamp. I put another one in.
today my printer went it didnt print. would not copy anything and it printed blank pages. I think it must be having a funny turn.so much for Kodak printers. ?
It isnt that old.my other printer was a cheap one and I never had any trouble with it I changed it as the ink cartridges were dear to buy.


Rita

Maddie .......so pleased for you, I'm quite good at helping peeps spend their money !
nothing would keep me away from a trip to the London shops !!


Maddie don't water down precious alcohol ....its not good for you ....LOL

Of course you should spoil yourself with a holiday, I have been to Malta,
which part are you thinking of ?

Now I have had a little nap .....over done the walking just a bit !

so I'm reading all my mail....

Rita,

Hopefully you will have another good nights sleep. Best thing for letting you cope with the next day.

The Olive Oil will be reaching parts that other liquids cant. Perhaps some will leak in and oil the brain.......wouldn't that be magic.

It certainly would be magic, my brain could do with a bit of oil
It is still working but only just.

I looked at my census just now and my eyes nearly popped out of my head when I saw all the questions then I realised I only have to fill the form in for the head of the house and that me.

and it asked are you English and I am. . Lol
I think I might have to read this three or four times over incase I make a mistake.
.
The problem I have is my printer isnt working so I am trying to work out how to take a copy. for keeping.

Rita

Hi All.

Stevey boy.....I had thongs but they are the most uncomfortable things to wear... gave me an itchy sore bum !! No Comments Please ..LOL

Now Maddie , Malta was not my favourite place , but the Gozo Island is worth a visit a short trip in a ferry.......now that's pretty ,
LIZ Purple knows all about the Island of Malta ....worth asking her as her sons rellies come from there.

Going for another walk.....then my evening meal awaits ...

Rita,

I gather that it's hard to make Sense of the Census?

Rita I thought of you when I read my sister's census form and I was pleased when I saw that I could be English!
I've been watching the footie. Spurs are through to the quarter finals of the Champions League. Harry Redknapp is the first English manager to do so.

Night,
off to bed with a cup of coffee and War and Peace (up to page 63!)
x

maddie i was going to put 1010
but thought that was pushing ot a bite LOL


i carnt were them sticky up your bum thing ether

im off to bed as well have to get up in the morning
pluss i have work

nite nite xx

Good Morning All.

Hope you all slept well.

not too cold this morning, but very misty. I hear Scotland is to have more snow. Sort out the shovel Stephen.

Hoping all those with relatives one degree under are improving.

See you later.

Maddie
x

Morning everyone,
apologies for my absence yesterday, just a busy day and then an early night.
Rita I hope you managed to get another good nights sleep and that your ears feel better once they've been syringed. Have to get mine done every couple of years otherwise things sound muffled.
Maddie glad you were pleased with your bonus and hope you enjoy spending it.
Jean hope little Scarlett enjoys her special day.
Today would have been my Dads 82nd birthday.
Gav out of danger, what a relief.
Have a good day folks, back later,

Cath xx