General Chat

Hope no youngsters are reading this thread after the watershed!

Still, we shouldn't worry too much I suppose since recent school reports suggest that some leave school unable to read or write. Hard to believe!

You Drunken lot !!!!!!!

I was there in me lime green ......got noticed ..LOL

Sat behind Victoria Beckham I wanted to knock that hat off as it did not fit her head it was on her forehead and her pony tail kept flapping in my face ...GRRRR

Now i needed to get home quick for my party here as they all wanted me to start the games off !

Just come in from the party .........rather too much wine & food ...diet up the spout !!

It will take me weeks to knock off the pounds ...Uggghhhh

Poor Stevey .....cant trust you to get out of mischief can we ...You'll have to put your feet up for the next few weeks ...

I know I would be a one to cheat Sally, I hate to admit to that as well love, I hope Shelly can stick to her guns though.
I have to leave you now, my head is spinning from all the alchofrol I have had today, and I'm absolutely shattered.
Night Night god bless speak to you all tomorrow. Luv Mo xxx

Hi, and bye Marilyn, I hope youv'e enjoyed your day.Nite Nite.

Well Folks !

I could get 'legless' very quickly, I only have one to go, one is there already.

Time for my 'bedbath'.......Yipppeeee !

Night all.

I'm not as think as I drunk I am.

Tee Hee.

Night night all.

Nah the guardsman was from the Blue and Royals.

And guess which one he was.

Ugh, someone hold my hair back, I feel sick.

I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellar, and my wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink - or else! So, I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine. To make sure, I counted them again, when they came to seventy-four. And as the house came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses and bottles and corks and sinks and glasses counted, except one house and one cork, which l drank.

Very good Dermot

Te He i feel a bit tiddly, who's been putting vodka in my OJ
I can't stand Baileys someone else will have to drink that

ohh err I think I'm gonna be sick!!!!!

..runs after Maddie to the loos....

Well I'm off home now, it's past my bed time


nite nite

xx

marilyn watch ya doing in lime green you are clashing with me new painted liveing room walls

i did have a fag at 20 to 1 this after noon was climbing the wall
but have not had one since and older daughter phoned to say she had to have a fag as well but she also has not had one since to tomorrow will be the 4th day

now i bet no one see the old man he want city for real to see all the going ons he did ask me to come but i said no

Morning All !

Dame Shelly.......were you up at 4.30am or just going to bed ?

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Tea or Coffee.

\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Glass of Irn-Bru for those with a Hangover

Porridge or Cereals. Fresh Grapefruit. Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, Tomatoes,
Toast or Rolls.

All on the Hot Plate. Help Yourself.

Sun is up and shining once again. Looks like another magic day for the weather.

Watched some of the wedding highlights on the Telly. It looked great.

Wonder if there will be anything in the Newspapers about it !!!!! ROFL

Have a good day ya all.

morning!
I'll just have a cup of coffee. I'm back to bed then brekkie later!

Morning all,
sounds like a few of you will be hungover this morning, lol.
I didn't watch the wedding but saw a little on the news last night, Catherine was beautiful.
I spent the day in the garden planting tomatoes, cucumbers etc and generally tidying up. Then had a long hot soak in the bath to soothe my aching joints. Today I must finish weeding and turn compost in bin and thats it.
Mother in laws ribs are badly bruised but not broken, they are still unsure about her leg though which is a worry but I managed to speak to her last night and she sounded alright but fed up.
Stephen, hope the knee heals quickly and you're not in too much pain. I'm sure that Mrs Stephen and Fluffy Paws make excellent nurses and will take very good care of you.
Have a good day everyone,

Cath xx

morning everyone sun is shinning thank goodness somthing has a smile on their face. Mr Sunshine.
tired I didt get to sleep till 5 this morning and up again at 7.30.

My husband use to say with a smile on his face.

"Oh what a life for a man without a wife
And what a life for a man with one."

Rita

Modern Technolgy is good.
I've just been looking at video highlights of the wedding on the BBC website and I saw David and Victoria Beckham at the Abbey.

Oh dear, if Stephen was in hospital yesterday........... who was that man I went to London with?

A car pulled up at my front door and I just assumed it was Stephen, so I ran out, jumped in the car and told him to hurry or we'd be late for the wedding. Never mind - he was quite dishy, so I didn't mind spending the day with him.

Shelly, that's really good, keep it up......... you'll live longer.

Thanks for the breakfast Stephen but you shouldn't really be hobbling about on that leg. Sit down and put your feet up for a change.

Rita, I think you should take a sleeping tablet tonight or you'll be ill with the lack of sleep.

Pat, what did you think of Victoria's hat? I think she could have put it a bit further back on her head.

Cath, what happened to your mother-in-law? I must have missed something!

Are the rest of you hung over?

Hello Again,

Bed Baths are out. I can now shower properly.

I put my leg in a poly bag, up to the top of my thigh, do a double seal by rolling it down and securing it with two large elastic bands. Works a treat.

Pauline, If that chap was good looking he must have been related to me. ROFL.

Taking it easy.....I have little option just now.......once I get this bloody restriction off my leg I'll do my own therapy.......it has always worked in the past no reason for it not to do so now..

The newspaper is full of Wedding Photos......did I miss something ?

Going to hobble into the garden and enjoy a Coffee in the glorious sunshine. I'll be able to shout instruction to Mrs Stephen on what needs to be done.

Believe it or not she had to ask me how to operate the dishwasher...she has never used it......that's my domain. I don't know how to work the hoover......that's her department. Share and share alike.

Hey ho off I go.

Yes Pauline, coming to think of it it did look a bit forward!
It's cloudy down south Stephen and it's cold.Necessity is the mother of invention!
Off to to the shopping then back in time to listen to Exeter v Argyle. All the matches I listened to on Radio Devon- City have lost!

stephen was i up as late as 4.30 i thought i want to bed at 4 but nether mined 30 mins aint a lot of diffrence

4th day now pauline
although if you was to give me a fag now i would not say no so just woundering when all this not wanting a fag will stop

Morning all...

As Pat says its a little cloudy here in Devon, but hey ho it might turn out brighter later.

Shelly it will take about two weeks to end the craving.......but don't think about that, just take one day at a time and sure enough you'll end it , funnily enough I don't mind people smoking in my company......its just the tobacco smell that lingers on my clothes that I don't like anymore , but I must have made Pete suffer as he never complained , but was glad I gave it up in the end.


Got grand daughter here slept the night she was in the Hot Tub in my neighbours garden and wouldn't come out when her mother called her for home .
It was my grandson birthday yesterday and we had his birthday cake at the garden party he was so embarrassed as it must have been about 60 guests singing to him .......don't think he'll ever forget his 14th birthday.

Pat.... I don't think I'll be watching Plymouth Argyle as I'm going in town to buy an Wedding cup & saucer of Wills & Cath as my American Friends want several taken over when I next go out there. I'm sure they would have reduced them all by now !!
They all had to get up at 4 o'clock to watch the wedding and they loved it so much that my friend said wow you Brits do know how to do a great job of royal weddings also said we almost thought it was OUR Royal wedding !!!!! . As they loved it so much !.

Stevey.....don't milk the Mrs .!!..... I'm sure you could put all them dishes away when dried ....


Off for me bath...