General Chat

While discussing my weight problem with my GP today, he enquired what was my lowest weight ever. I said 7lbs 3 ozs.

I've now decided I'm not overweight - just a foot or two under-height.

My lowest weight was 9lbs 8ozs..............I was a fat baby.

Words to a song ?

Does anyone know the words to a song my Gran used to sing....the first line was something like.......

'When Banana skins are falling, you'll come sliding back to me'

That's all I remember of it.

stephen try google

pauline i nearly smoke a hole pack baby gave me a frit i can tell yo bloody little sod

i was in the kitcken haveing me fag then whant out to empty the bin then had a wee lol
baby was in frount room with younger son door shut and staR GATE SHUT HIS MUM IN BATH and other son in his room eny way i came back in liveing rom baby no were to be see so i ask were he was no one ant seen him so we are all searching over the house i just start to get a paneck on and guss what the little sod come out from beind the TV
now im only 10 years away from getting that bus pass instead of 20 LOL

Newcastle?

LOL Shelly, little villain, bet he was laughing as well.

Never heard of that song Dermot but you'll be able to hear it on Google.

No Dermot, she's not from Newcastle.........you're way out.

Where am I from ?

dermot i say bover instead of brother
and yer instead of yes
and nar for no LOL

pauline he came out as if to say what all the fuss about
i was just about to run ut the street for him but just new he couldent of got out and the bin is next to the street door i would of seen him

now were did mo go dont say she want up them apple and pears already

stephen you are from scottland

Shelly,

You have had me in stitches after reading your escapade with the wee one.

Shelly,

Where about in Scotland ?

I'm still here Shelly. Cant believe little man had you going like he did, lickle monkey aint he.

Stephen you come from the land of dreams and far away places, ( no not narnia ) You have us bewitched and bewildered, by the dream settings you explain to us.
We have been on lochs, and up in the highlands, where the mists cover the glenns, oooh such wonders we have seen.
Oooops down to earth with a bump now, sorry folks.

now how the hell do i no were in scotland
i need an A-Z just to bop to the shop
one of thease days ill up grad to a zapnav

mo i thought you had gone to bed

Mo,
Why did you stop dreaming....you were on your way to
Tir-nan-Og.

The Land of the Ever Young.

A recent report indicated that there are over 2,000 different languages spoken in Asia. Despite the number of different nationalities coming to the UK, we will never be as linguistically fertile as the Asian continent.

I sometimes stumble to express myself in my first language & now we might be expected to upgrade our French following the recent military forces agreement. Still, I reassure myself that I can remain silent in numerous languages without any effort. So, I’ll shut up now for a while!

LOL Shelly

Shelly how long is Maz away for. Just thought,as Dermot lives down Maz's way, we could have that party at the coverted barn,and Maz wont even know we have been.
Stephen could get a lift in his friends private jet. I could get the train up to Victoria,meet you and Maddie. Wait for Pauline, Rita, Yvonne, Linda at the station, and get Sue to come and pick us up and drive us down in her van.
Hows about that then guys and gals.

We've got a Scotsman, an Irishman, and half a dozen English women on this thread, we need someone from Wales to join us now.