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POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF !

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's wife. "Mrs. White," he says, "Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

"OH GOOD GRIEF!" Mrs. white exclaims,

"He's p***ing in the fridge again!"

Nice one R!

How come men do that....wee anywhere in the night when theyve been out on the lash? JB is the only bloke Ive been with that doesnt do that but both my ex's did

............eweee

Renes is not well at the moment but I'll leave you to ask her, she may not want to talk

Best bet is keep sending her lots of loving messages and let her know that we are here for her <3

She's in Essex at the moment and Scotland next week......she'll be pooped and thats no good for anyone

Hi all
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cloudy, and rain due later



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Thanks Gins
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very brief visit, at the moment


have my 6 monthly dental checkup, so have to go out in about 15 minutes.


actually it's now my 7 monthly check-up


...... it was originally set for Oct 1, but I decided to cancel that one




see you all later




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Mr Hurricane starts school here at 8.45am sharp on Monday morn...He now knows how to talk to mummy and co on Skype ,even manages the mouse and clicks...Always said he was toooo bright for his own good...Show him something once and he dont forget...

Granny is now Crackered as it was Playgroup this morn to find out /if where to get him in school,then shopping for his fruit...Fruit/ cheesebat he is..
Then we had to go a fair way to see Grannys friend to sort out getting Conservatory put up as we now need it bad for a playroom if nowt else.

Will see how things go till Christmas and go from there...

But Yaaaaaaaay,they start em early to school here so we get 6 whole hours 5 days a week when we can sleep if we want...


Must go as deep pan triple cheese pizza just been put n front of me and I am ravished as nowt to eat since 2 pm this afternoon..


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Wow Fans - you are a very brave lady !!! - Didn't realise Mr Hurricane was going to be a permenant resident!

Enjoy your pizza and don't fall asleep while you are eating it :-D :-D

Dea Xxx

You is 'Ravished' Fans.....lucky girl ;-)

Am back! Another busy day....Tuesdays and Wednesdays are always a bit manic. Roll on Thursday and Friday.


Fans........aren't you a bit.........er......um.......on the senior side for all that energy being let loose in your house???? :-S




Hehehehehe..........she'll be too tired to slap anybody on here.... :-D :-D :-D

Cyn??

SLAP SLAP SLAP..... :-P :-P :-P


Mr Jones????

:-D :-D :-D

Hi all
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teef all cleaned, and good for another 6 months



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Gosh, Fans


you are brave!



but he may well be soooo tired after 6 hours in school, that he'll sleep much better at night :-D



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Breakfast is ready


Tea, coffee, juices


Cold cereals:-
Corn Flakes, Raisin & Almond Oatmeal Crisp, Weetabix, Acai Apple Granola, Honey Shreddies


Hot cereal:-
Porridge


In the warmer:-

Canadian back bacon, Irish smoked bacon, sausage patties, turkey sausages, potato pancakes, Denver omelettes, mushroom and asparagus omelette, ham and cheese omelette, poached eggs, grilled tomatoes, grilled mushrooms, baked beans, fried bread, black pudding, white pudding


bacon quiche tarts, cheese and onion tarts


Jamaican beef patties, smoked salmon with cream cheese and capers, Vietnamese spring rolls (vegetarian) with sesame dip, Greek chicken casserole, ratatouille (vegetarian), Thai-style noodles and shrimp


Buttermilk Dollar Pancakes, Waffles, Maple syrup, Blueberry Fruit Syrup


Peach Yoghurt, Blueberry Yoghurt, Vanilla Bean Yoghurt


Toast (sourdough, rye, white, whole grain, 100% brown, Hovis, gluten free), crumpets, barm cakes, hot cinnamon rolls, Butter Pan Buns


Muffins -- cranberry & orange muffins, morning glory muffins, raisin bran muffins


Jams, jellies, seville orange marmalade, lemon marmalade, lime marmalade, marmite, peanut butter, vegemite





enjoy!!



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Honey Shreddies covered in vanilia yoghurt please Sylvs.......thank you

Ooo Ginns, you do choose some 'funny' breakfasts! :-0

Cheese and onion tarts, ham and cheese omelette, sausage patties, grilled mushrooms and tomatoes and LOADS of lovely bacon for me please Sylvs :-D

Many thanks - see you all later,

Dea Xxx

That's quite a nice breakfast Dea... I like yoghurt and cornflakes for breakfast.

Mind you I also like bacon but very rarely have it for breakfast.

We have not long got home after 2 and half hours of watching all sorts of dancing. My grand daughter was in two with her year, and one with a group (who were mostly older than her) and she also did a solo. At the end Maia along with four others have been awarded dance leaders for next year (her final year at College). :-) :-) :-)

Pxx

That's lovely Persie - I bet she is really pleased :-D

Well done to her !!!

I expect you were exhausted just watching them ;-)

Dea x

Thank you Sylvs.......I can face bacon but not yoghurt for breakfast.

Glad your teefs is all clean - the smile is quite dazzling!


You must be so proud of your granddaughter Persie.....has she inherited her talents from you :-D



Studiously ignoring that Fans.............must have more energy than I gave her credit for... :-|



Housework done - just a bit of ironing and I can relax. Didn't have time to turn round yesterday.


Must get a shower now..........

I loved watching them.. but himself wasn't very enthusiastic about going. Though he did say Maia inherited her talent from him. (Not)

Thank goodness my 10 year old grandson can sit there and watch quietly. He loves to dance and leaps around like Kevin Bacon in the original Footloose. At his mother's 40th birthday party there were about four or five of his mates there .. he was 8 then ... and they could not persuade Evan to get off the dance floor and go and play with them.

What I found interesting was one very stunning girl came on and did a shake your booty type dance... if I had done that when I was at school I probably would have been severely reprimanded. Totally different these days.. we would never have been allowed to say a*se... and they hug their teachers, another thing that would have been frowned upon.

Later their was a burlesque dance and several dances with topical themes.. eg one on melanoma, one between boy and girl in a bad relationship, another on people trafficking and one dedicated to Nia Glassie a little girl here who died as a victim of child abuse ....

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/5870566/Nia-Glassies-mum-Lisa-Kuka-denied-parole

So it was an interesting evening. Pxx