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Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury. The accident occurred because we had adopted a cute little kitty.
Initially she was no problem until one morning when I was taking my shower when my wife called,'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead.'

I came, dripping wet and butt naked, and stuck my head under the sink to reset the disposal. It was the last action I remember performing.

It struck without warning, not the disposal, but our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had stalked me as I was under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought and tried to stand up, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region, when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent.

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me.

Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of 'been-there, done-that' paramedics. Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was.

'What's the matter?' They all asked, 'Cat got your tongue?'

roflol!

Sylvia

The Baboons have more intelligence than there two legged cousins with pakka macs and brollies

They all stayed out of sight in the dry somewhere


So we were told ----although from the bottom in the pouring rain looking up --

think it was more like ""Baboons in the Mist""


But Fans --- I wanted to buy fings --------with my spending money

Got P --- 1kg bar of Cab¿ury Dairy Milk though !!!

Renes


Mr Comedian Man ----jokes C&P all over the world ----in seconds

sorted to suit each tastes ----v very good

Why can I get on this thread OK, but get the "Error
Sorry. An error has occurred

We can't take you to the page you wanted. The problem has been logged and our team will be working on it.

Thanks for understanding. We're really sorry for any inconvenience!"

on other pages?

MC


Are using lots of; >>>

That plays havoc with GR threads

See.....my

<<<<< never even showed on my post to you

Ginny - lots of arrow thingies? I can see arrows?

Janeeeeeeee......What is that website for soldiers that served in the Boer war please...Yeoman thingy..Thanks..

I see on fb that quite a few people are having problems with this site.


and GR doesn't seem to be responding to any of them



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Renes


that's know as innate sense



the innate knowledge that one gets out of the rain if one wishes to keep dry

:)))



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And anyone else getting bother with Familysearch??..When I go to print off it says 1-3 pages and the name of the child is one page and the parents on another...It used to print it all off on the one page....Grrrr

I know I have to C&P and save it to some place now,but I dont know how and dont want to know how,why dont they just LEAVE THINGS ALONE on these sites..If its not broke dont fix the ruddy thing..Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I gotta send some of those jokes to OH.

brilliant..

I got locked out of GR for a while too.
Essential maintenance they said.

I have had trouble for days with every thing taking so long in the end it comes up Internet explorer cannot display page ect.

Sorry to hear about your trip Renes, thats the trouble with these foreign countrys just cant trust them at least here you can always find something open.

I remember first time I went to the Algarve and we decided to get this ferry thing over to spain.
Got there and it was siesta time banks were shut and all we had was portugese money...they would'nt take it...so we just got back on the ferry again back to Portugal

ja...x

Listen to Fans......moan, moan, moan. Should call her Minnie.



ja...x have you tried clicking on the F5 key if things are slow? It refreshes the parts other keys cannot reach.......lol

Anyone know a good site for Essex parish stuff please...Chelmsford in PARTIKEWLER...Thank you...

FBG is this the site

http://www.britishmedals.us/kevin/impyeomanryl.html

R

If you google it gives some advice on Chelmsford parish records....which parish are you after......mind you, am going to bed soon!!!

Thats the one R..Thank you kindly my good Sir...

Except the one I am looking for is not on it,even though I know for certainment that he fought in the Boer war...Grrrrrrrrr

CHELMSFORD..I want CHELMSFORD parish records...Thank you..
I will bother you tomorrow then as you need your beauty sleep as we all know Cyn..;)

Fans...IGI wont let you C/P anymore...tried to send someone a birth and ...nope..not avin it....its protected