General Chat

I'm knacked......that female instructor really took it out of me...I was blindfolded before she started her routine massage.....Why a blindfold? She said if I saw what was coming I would probably faint.
At one point she was walking on my back she certainly felt more like 20 stone and not the 10 stone she looked.
Her hands felt like shovels and more like the weight of a brick as she pummelled my poor back and ribs.
The arms stretch felt like I was on a torture rack.
As I took the blindfold off I caught a glimpse of this HUGE woman disappearing out the door, she seemed in a hurry.
I hadn't noticed her when I came into the room...she was maybe a cleaner.
Wonder how the others are doing?

Yes they did a good job with the hair........ *admires hair in Hall of Mirrors*

Come on then, get down from that wheel if you want to go on the dodgems.

Are you sure you were in the right place Stephen? I didn't see you there.

Meet me at the dodgems then Pauline. But watch out Stephens about, he's feeling rather sore from the pummeling he got. I wonder who the woman was that did it. I wonder if it was Maddie in disguise.

Yes! I'm sure I was in the right place,

'Double the Pummell' it said on the door.

Let Massiva Lady give you the works.

My eyesight is not so good now. But I'm sure her name was Massiva.

It's going to take a wee while to come to earth after that.

Where is Tom McClean?

Rita....have you got him?

Where did Bobby go after the wrestling with Mo?

I left Bobby at the mud baths Stephen, I didn't see the goings of him after that.
Is anyone having problems with this site at the moment, only it's taking ages for me to post things.

It's about time for a wee break.

I spotted a nice wee quiet corner at the end of the Pool.

I'll nip in there and stretch out on the lounger.

Surely they won't miss me for a wee while!

Mo,

I think perhaps the Police are monitoring your postings after your meeting with the hippies earlier.

Stephen

Oh help, I am in trouble.

Ok Shell, Where are you?

SHELLY!......WHERE ARE YOU?

Shelly exits a linen cupboard, followed by a sheepish looking male staff member.
He has strange looking marks around his neck. What the heck are they?
Shelly is grinning from ear to ear.

'Just be showing him a few of my Gymnastic moves' she says.'He learns fast'.
They both head off down the hallway....F....a......s......t.

Stephen I did not like to tell you but that women who did your massage was really a man in disguise. he shot out rhe door incase you saw he had a beard . I think one of the girls paid him to do that. dont tell them I have told you.
Pauline I did not go on a BUS I went in a Limo.had all the comfort. I met someone who said he came from Scotland and had come down on business he was going to a conference . so offered me a lift. I told him my mother use to tell me when I was young not to get in any car with a man unless he was a family member.
But he looked so nice I took a chance..
he even brought me a meal. I waved as he went and said dont forget to look for me at the games. I will be the one on the podian with a all the medals .
He said his name was Hamish Mcdonald I said I have a teddy bear with that name he sits on the chair in my bedroom.
I said he is dressed in Campbell Tarten. he said my wife is a Campbell I said what a small world.

Rita

Madeleine,

They are most probably coming for Shelly, that young man looked as if he had been attacked by someone in a frenzy.

Try looking in the bar....we are all having a wind down relaxing drink.

Tom and Bobby were looking for you earlier.

Stephen

I saw you mentioned a Tom McLean, I lived next door to the Mclean family in 1960's in Willesden. The husband was called Tom.

Lol

Rita

Surely not Rita.

Would they do that?

I certainly thought they were really rough hands.

The feet felt huge....like big policemens feet.

I'll fix them out at the training in Delhi.

Rita,

Was your Tom Mclean as daft as ours?

Stephen

He was a bit mad at times.he use to sing to my Gran as her mother was a scot. he did like a wee drink he use to call it but his wee ones were many. as well. so did my gran she liked her wee drink .

They use to sing "You take the high road and I take the low road.."
as well as "I belong to Glasgow dear old Glasgow town. "
It was there party songs.

Rita

Rita,

Those songs were the all time favourites at many a party.

After a couple of drams the self consciousness would go and the songs would start.

New Year in Scotland is not what it used to be. Most folk watch the telly and then go to bed after midnight.

My wife and I go to Edinburgh and join the fun there.

Looks like the others have disappeared. Must be all the training.

I'm watching Billy Connelly a Scot in the Arctic, brings back memories of my Survival Training. Building Igloos and digging Snow Holes. Great fun when your young and fit.
I still camp in the winter...there are no midgies then.

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Tea or Coffee, Fresh Orange Juice, Grapefruit Segments, Prunes, All Bran Cereal, Brown bread toast, Multi Vitamin Tablets.

Only the best for Team GR

Hope you enjoyed the Spa Day.....those that came.

Don't know if Euan and his helicopter ever found Marilyn in St.Ives. Still waiting on a report.

Rita has done well with the banner.

Bobby and Tom had a great time and are looking forward to Delhi. They think we are all mad. That should make them feel at home then !!!!!!!!

My body still aches from that pummelling from the he/she
person that gave me the massage. No wonder they put a blindfold on me.

Right better get kitted up and head of for some training.

Have a good day ya all! Catch up later.

Stephen

Morning all

I expect you need the extra time in bed after all that training yesterday
you need to rub your limbs with "white oil" they use to call it "Horse Oils " in the past.
It is certainly looking gloomy outside the sky has vanished it is just a Grey Day
Best of luck Jean for your treatment hope it does not take it all out of you.
a big Hug.

Stephen we use to spend New Year at my mother in Law in Bervie and it was something not to miss. it may be a small place but they new how to celebrate..
Christmas has always been the family coming to me and we really had a house full. even in Norfolk we had a Three Bedroom Bungalow and it was always packed till I lost my husband then the family use to come and bring me down south for a couple of weeks.
Stephen
I have been to Edinburgh many times and passed through I use to say these cobbled stones dont get any easier to ride over or walk on.


Rita