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I'm back! Well,I never really went anywhere-just lost power for 2 days. So annoying,but won't complain. Made it through nice and dry with no major damage-a lot of leaves and branches down around us which was to be expected.

Thanks for all your good wishes everyone!

Back to the boards for me. I won't say I was going into internet withdrawal....but I was!!

Maureenxx

Hello Maureen, pleased you're unscathed - how's the basil?

First time I've seen a thread moved, is this new? http://www.genesreunited.co.uk/boards.page/board/ancestors/thread/1277813

Good afternoon all.

Sorry.......been busy so missed breakfast.......sigh.


You seem happy about your appointment with the nurse Sylvs.....sounds like a good team you've got there.


Glad you're okay Maureen and taking care of Basil hopefully!


Persie.....my singing would send anybody to sleep believe me!


I hope you are all behaving on these boards you know!!!!! I haven't looked at the link....will do so later.


Going to a newly opened local supermarket shortly followed by ironing, ironing and more ironing......... :-D

Yes,Basil is fine. (I'm putting off telling him that he will be sacrificed and consumed in about a month's time...) :-)

Maureen

I followed the directions to the nuthouse and ended up here??

Sooo then nutters, how blows it?


T x

Oh, you know, "nuttin" much happenin'

Cynthia would be very proud of me - I've just brushed my ceilings! Just got a super extending brush so I can now reach the middle landing ceiling - no more cobwebs up there!

Housework and hardwork never killed anyone ,but I prefer not to take the chance... :-D

Choosing a Wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and dresses
up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several
times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was very impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.

very good Jonesey :-D

The sharing of marriage...

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.


He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.


He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.


Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'


As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything


People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.


Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'


Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'


She answered --



















'THE TEETH.'
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You lot been having fun then.......

T youre back :-D

Some of my favourite one liners:

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine ..

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, You get repossessed.

With her marriage, She got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, You've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

MC would a pregnant unmarried woman be a misconception

R

Good one Robert :-D

hi all
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Maureen

glad you got through Irene with little problem, other than no power!


haven't heard anything from my daughter in Nova Scotia

They're either without power or exceedingly busy!



s
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Exceedingly, always reminds of Mr.....

Nice cakes?

off to physio



and also to get a chest x-ray




see you much later



you'll all be in bed!




s
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Hope everything goes well Sylvia :-)