General Chat

I need a holiday.

Back off to dry some more clothes now.

Hello Lady and Posh,

These rude ladies have not intoduced us.

I'm Stephen, the extremely, daft as a brush, Scotsman.

I'm very, very, handsome though, excetionally rugged and, would you believe it, I'm also very modest.

Nice to meet you.

Doooon't believe him Sue and Lady, he's no gentleman, he's our Stephen who misleads us all. Takes us on dream holidays, to the GR Olypics, and to his own little land of make believe,and likes to wear ladies thongs, and boy do we enjoy it. LOL

He also tells lies!

LOL Pauline we know, but we still like it don't we.

He's lovely, Mo, we all love him.

LIE

I'm a dead ringer between Brad Pitt and Sean Connery.

Loaded with cash. Private Jet. 300ft. Sailing Yacht

Live in a huge Castle

Go to Church every day...at least twice.

I NEVER LIE

Ladies I do believe we have a person called Pinnoccio in our midst.
Your modesty becomes you Stephen.

Pauline,

Medals......

My Valet walks behind me carrying them in a barrow......I have so many

Damn....what the hells happened to my nose...it's suddenly started to grow.

Mo, is that Brad standing next to you?

Oh, it's our Stephen, they are so much alike aren't they?

Ooops, my son is summoning me again.

Pauline he can't stand next to me, his nose in in the way, when he turns sideways he nearly knocks me out.

Wow!

They really think I look like Brad.

I'm over the moon on that.

Sure to get a date on here.....well maybe.

i think we all should help marilyn build that sand castle
so she can win a new bucket and spad

I don't think he's that small Mo (or even Maddie), it can't be his nose that's sticking in your back, it would be sticking in your head.

Come on then Shelly can you draw us a sand castle.

Oh, he's shouting for me again..........bloody kids.

Oooh Maddie I do believe our Pauline is being rood. tut tut.

Come on then Shelly where's this sandcastle, you know I am no good at doing doodles on here.
You build em and we will knock em down Shelly.

Mel Gibson......Braveheart......pure fiction.

Did you see the part in the film when the armies were facing each other and the Scots turned around lifted their kilts and showed bare ar*** Rubbish.....

They FACED the English.....lifted up their kilts.....and......
the English collapsed in a heap laughing...

That's how the Scots won the battle.

The English couldn't do anything for laughing

I wasn't being rude Mo, I was just meaning that Stephen would have to be really short if his nose was on the same level as Maddie's back.

Phew..............think I talked myself out of that one.

Got to go now, giving up trying to type.

Oh Pauline never mind love. Night Night god bless.
I am going to get ready to watch, " I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE ". See's ya all laters.

I never go to the cinema .....I don't seem to like films ,maybe because I cant sit more than 5 mins .
So I cant join in whenever the film subject comes on threads.


My Son made me sit and watch Saving Private Ryan with loads of Chocolates & Wine
and had to explain the entire film to me ...LOL

Now the sandcastle were more an sculpture on sand , so clever the artist sleeps next to it all night to make sure no one kicks it about ,its on for 3 days !!

So later in the week I'm going to have the devil in me and squash it to bits ...LOL

Having a glass of Chilled wine on the deck ....anyone joining me ?